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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 07:55 PM       
This is typically Californian thinking. Southern Cali really. L.A. County to be precise.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 09:43 PM       
It just gets worse and worse:
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 09:46 PM       
Cool. This kinda gets me interested in this story again.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 09:49 PM       
She threatens to kill herself in front of the other kids halfway through. Its disturbing to listen too. She's clearly a very disturbed woman.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 09:51 PM       
She sounds like she's on drugs.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 09:52 PM       
All 911 calls sound like this.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 09:57 PM       
Nuh uh.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 11:22 PM       
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All 911 calls sound like this.
I've heard 911 calls, and I've never heard one where the caller was so hysterical. I remember when I was a kid and my Mom couldn't find my brother once (turned out he was asleep under some couch cushions) and she was about to call the cops and she stayed relatively calm.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
*snip*
Double post.
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Old Mar 4th, 2009, 11:38 PM       
That's because your mom was secretly wishing he was gone.
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 09:18 PM       
What is up with this? The woman is unstable, at least enough so for it to be dangerous for her to be raising 14 kids! Ugh. I guess the good news about all of this coverage is that if she does start mistreating or hurting one of the kids, the story will come up faster than a dinner of moldy pork.
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 09:31 PM       
A dinner of moldy pork!? Are you from a different century?
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 10:38 PM       
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A dinner of moldy pork!? Are you from a different century?
Only if she spelled it "mouldy porke".

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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 05:57 PM       
You make me miss Seth.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 08:38 PM       
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No, I meant that if you ate moldy pork, you'd throw it up very quickly. First disgusting food that came to mind.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 10:32 PM       
Oh well that makes perfect sense then.
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 10:39 PM       
Glad I could clarify.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 11:25 AM       
I really wish someone would throw that cunt down a flight of stairs. I really fucking hate that bitch.

Fuck I don't even know why I read this thread anymore it just angers me.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 01:29 PM       
It's one of those things that makes you think "Dear lord, this had to be a joke...it's not? Really? Daaang...I just lost in the world..."
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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 10:12 AM       
Yeah, I have to maintain a certain distance from it too because it damn near makes me have a stroke to think about.
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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 01:08 PM       
Well, the internet is the only place I get news of the story, so I'm pretty well off.
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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 11:41 AM       
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,508936,00.html

Octomom's Clan to Receive Free 24-Hour Care, Gifts

The California mother of octuplets has received a plentitude of gifts and a small army of volunteers to help prepare for her babies' homecoming.
The shower of gifts for Nadya Suleman and other support was detailed during Suleman's appearance on an episode of the "Dr. Phil" show that aired Wednesday.
On the show, a non-profit organization called Angels in Waiting promised Suleman 24-hour care for her 14 children — the octuplets as well as her six older children.
In a press release from the "Dr. Phil" show, the group estimates caring for the octuplets will cost approximately $135,000 per month, and it is asking for donations from the public.
Click here to see photos of the octuplets.
Linda West-Conforti, co-founder of Angels in Waiting, says the children will need 12 providers a day.
"Caring for preemies is considerably more involved than caring for a newborn healthy baby," West-Conforti said on "Dr. Phil."

She added that the providers will be taught how to duplicate Suleman's techniques of mothering to create an environment conducive for them to bond with their mother — including burping, feeding and rocking them in the same way.
Click here to see new photos and video of octuplets on DrPhil.com.
Suleman told host Dr. Phil McGraw that she's "excited and relieved" over the help she's being offered.
"It's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders,” Suleman said. "It’s just amazing because it’s 100 percent for my children, and it just makes me feel like everything is falling into place."
In addition to full-time care, Shalena Smith from Ga Ga Designs offered to create a brand new nursery for the octuplets.
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Smith told Suleman on the show that her goal is to "bless these babies' lives."
"We got a great team together ... to make the environment safe and furnish it so they have cribs to come home to,” Smith said.
Suleman also will receive new hardwood floors for her new home, rocking chairs, changing tables, armoires, dressers and bunk beds for the older children from various other companies.
The children will be moving into a four-bedroom, three-bath home that was listed for sale at $564,900.
Suleman said she is paying for the house with money from "opportunities" she has selected, but she did not elaborate on what they were.
TMZ reports that it has seen an edited birthing video that it says is up for sale.
Suleman seemed to avoid the question of the sale of the tape on "Dr. Phil." When McGraw asked if the videotape of the births is up for grabs, Suleman said she was "not certain."
The octuplets were born on Jan. 26, nine weeks premature. They are the world's longest-surviving set of octuplets.
Suleman said in a video posted on Radaronline.com that all but two were healthy enough to leave the hospital and that they would be released two at a time after hospital officials inspect the new home.


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Old Mar 12th, 2009, 02:32 PM       
$135,000 a month? Is that the cost for just what the kids need, food and clothes and such? Or for all that plus paying people to help out and the cost of her home and bills and such? Just where is all this money going to come from? She doesnt even have a job. How the hell was she even able to pay for the fertility specialist? That shit aint cheap.

"It's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders,”
HA! That woman NEEDS that weight on her shoulders. She needs to live by her actions and deal with them. What does this tell all the other mindless idiots that dont think about the consequences of their actions? Have an ass ton of kids and everything will be provided for you?
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