Did you see that link
to the genital hair dye at the end of the article? Not only are they calling it a "Betty", but they're asking you to dye it blue
and advertise the fact with a t-shirt that says "My Betty is Ready".
"My Betty is Ready
It's like a bad Sex and the City subplot.
If you were in bed with some lady you picked up and a sudden puff of vivid, clover shaped green hair
became evident, how would you react?!? (Yes, I said clover-shaped...they have stencils you're supposed to use with nair)