Oh Terra in case you wanted further information on the history of Fucktard Decimation, here's some examples of my glorious career.
“Professor Mad Max”
Absolutely fascinating!
Civilized behavior failed completely as I anticipated! Subjects seem to have a herd mentality similar to those of Christian message boards...
The alpha fucktard leads the rest of the sheep in a uncreative and pointless attack...
Well that disproves the theory "Act like a dumb Shit and they'll treat you like an equal" Oh well I just can't be that stupid to fit in, I really should do more research though, more study of this primitive lower life form society is in order...
“Stand Up Comic Mad Max”
...and so kahljorn says to Sethomas its $50 just like back in town!
BADUMBUM!
Hey did you hear how jin got injured drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
BADUMBUM!
Hey folks if these jokes are too good for ya, I got some crap!
How did The Retro Kat's boyfriend die?
Crib Death!
BADUMBUM!
Hey folks if you think that sucked, you should see Rev. Danno on Friday Night, now there's some sucking!
BADUMBUM!
Come on fucktards don't be afraid to take the dick out of your mouth to laugh!
“Minister Mad Max”
Fucktards: 24:7
And Sethomas continued to respond to the posts of the creator with feeble attacks (despite claiming he didn't read them) , so weak that even a limp wristed sodomite like Spectre X could come up with something better.
And then Sethomas was cast down from paradise where he met kahljorn. The two fucktards began to mate. Which then begat sadie who mated with a noble pig, which begat Rongi, who self abused himself so vigoriously that his seed hit a pile of feces, which begat The Retro Kat.
And the creator said unto Spectre X: "Thou hast no imagination and are a fucktard, thou must take thy mind off of homosexual porn, and find thy and real woman instead of thy Dad."
So let it be written, so let it be done.
“Classic Mad Max”
Esuohlim: Go play your fuckin' faggot ass fucktard games, with your bitch boy Comrade Rocket, I'm sure you two know all about shoving "ladders up your fuckin' "chutes".
Comrade Rocket: See Esuohlim, fucktard.
Professor Cool: Just like everything else on this lame ass unoriginal fucktard site, fucktard.
AChimp: No, I won't get involved in your fuckin' gay ass threesomes fucktard. Ask Schimid, he likes rimming your shitty ass, fucktard.
Geggy: I hear Special Ed classes help out mental incompetents like yourself fucktard. They let you play with the pretty blocks, you get to learn a trade, and they even provide pills to cure you of your chrononic masturbation habit. I hear they're even providing rubber pants too now, so you really should go check them out, at least for that benefit, I'm sure your parents are getting tired of washing your fuckin' piss stained matress at this point fucktard.
Freaky Sheek: Stop trying to fit in by attempting to insult me fucktard. You're not equipped to do so and your opinion means fuckin shit, just like your goddamn trailer trash life.
Zorak790: Stop whining you fuckin' bitch. You're just as much of a fucktard as the rest of them.
“Quoting Mad Max”
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father Spaz
I swear, I'm the dumbest person ever, I'm not even going to apologize for it anymore, because I'm a whiney crybaby, who gets verbally raped and keeps getting called a "fucktard" all the time. I wanted to fit in but I guess you guys don't care what a 30-year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement watching Star-Trek spinoffs all day thinks. I just wanted to be your guys friend, there wasn't any reason for you guys to make fun of my inherent faggotry.
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“Storyteller Mad Max”
AND SO LIKE KELLYCHAOS TOOK SAJUUK'S PENIS INTO HIS COLD SORE INFESTED MOUTH AND BEGAN TO SUCK. THE TASTE TO HIM WAS FAMILAR BUT SOMEHOW DIFFERENT. HE REALIZED THE TASTE WAS FROM THE COCONUT SPRINKLES SAJUUK HAD GLUED TO HIS MINISCULE MEMBER. KELLY BEGAN TO WORK THE DICK LIKE A FUCKING JACKHAMMER AND LET THE MANSEED AWASH OVER HIS FUCKTARD FACE LIKE A GODDAMN SPRINKLER.
THAT NIGHT KELLY WOULD SLEEP HIS SAJUUK'S DICK IN HIS MOUTH LIKE A FUCKING PACIFIER, BRINGING BACK MEMORIES OF HIS MOLESTED CHILDHOOD.
THE END
And there's no need to give examples of the
"Era of the Madness and Terror", since the board is currently filled with them.