Why does God care what religion you are?

[AChimp]

If I ever met God, I'd laugh at his antennae and ask to touch his raygun.

[VinceZeb]

Brandon, you are about as relevant as a zit on an ant's nut compared to God. We all are. So you go and puff out your little chicken-chest and tell God "We ain't gonna take it, anymore!"

Then I would prepare for everlasting torment in Hell.

[Brandon]

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[mburbank]

Ants don't have testicles so that statement is meaningless.

I think Vinth is funny because he's all fucked up and stupid. If you don't agree with me I hope you are prepared to face the 'concquenences' and enjoy eternal damnation becuase that's what my new religion says and no one can prove it's wrong so maybe it's right so watch OUT!

A zit on an Ants nut. My God, you are such a retard. Seriously. Can you feed yourself? Can I hang a shower curtain around you and charge the neighborhood kids a quarter to look at you? If not, would you consider dressing in fur gym shorts and allowing me to disply you as a wild Amazon boy?

[Perndog]

Damn it, Vince, you made me agree with you. Brandon has all the attitude of a typical teenage atheist, and that is not meant as a compliment. I can't believe I used to be one of them.

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by Perndog

Damn it, Vince, you made me agree with you. Brandon has all the attitude of a typical teenage atheist, and that is not meant as a compliment. I can't believe I used to be one of them.

So sorry I don't agree with you. :/

EDIT: And by the way, I'm not a teenager.

[mburbank]

Vinth and Perndog thitting in a tree
A-G-R-E-E-ING,
First comes common ground
Then comes alliance
Vince is as thtupid as a kitchen appliance!

[Bennett]

my can-opener resents that.

[Perndog]

You don't have to be a teenager to sound like one.

EDIT: I'm not continuing the insult, I'm explaining it, because I wasn't assuming you were a teen in the first place. I'm done until next time we're in the same discussion and you sound stupid.

[Brandon]

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