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Old Jan 1st, 2007, 03:01 AM       
im pretty drunk too, milhouse]

and i got a blowjob at some highschool party
she was 18, though
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 12:05 AM       
I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

OH I DID



and I got laid!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 04:17 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 09:55 AM       
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I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

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and I got laid!
Finally, someone else who can appreciate the High Life.

I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot.

Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 11:23 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 05:56 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 08:00 PM       
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That is correct, sir. I don't leave just yet, though.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 08:30 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 10:05 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 10:07 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 10:49 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 10:50 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 10:21 AM       
I hope you wash your hands, mister.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2007, 04:07 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 01:08 AM       
I'm sure glad Lenor disappeared again I hope it's forever
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 11:33 AM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 12:53 PM       
I'd rather she'd be back, then we'd stop talking about her.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 03:44 PM       
HA IT WORKED first we were all talking about getting drunk then I post a picture and BAM were off to a different subject.
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 03:51 PM       
will wonders never cease
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 03:57 PM       
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 04:02 PM       
shut up, noodles
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Old Jan 4th, 2007, 06:24 PM       
yeah noodles why dont you just go race marty mcfly and ruin his life you dink

ps I just looked it up and realize that that reference is based on a false premise, I am so sorry
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