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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 06:26 PM        Voice Texting Technology
I have spent the past few years developing a faster means of text messaging called "Voice Texting Technology", or VTT. The process simplifies the task of conveying a message of unlimited length at the same speed in which a person can speak. It can also be used from telephones that do not have standard SMS capabilities. The process is simple:
1) Dial the telephone number of the person you wish to "Voice Text™" and align the handset to the side of the users head.
2) The recipient then acknowledges the message by "answering" their telephone.
3) Both parties are now able to engage in full-duplex communication without even having to type a single word.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 06:43 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 12:16 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 02:24 PM       
Brilliant!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 02:32 PM       
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Yes, but how will that work when 'sexting'?
It works very well, fully compatible. It also works in situations where one or both parties are agitated as they can actually shout rather than simply use capital letters.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 02:52 PM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 05:49 PM       
Can three people text each other this way and yell at each other simultaneously?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 09:43 PM       
NO, and frankly I find the idea of three people "texting" to be disgusting. You are a depraved pervert for suggesting such a thing. "Voice Texting Technology" is, however, compatible with existing three way calling.
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NO, and frankly I find the idea of three people "texting" to be disgusting. You are a depraved pervert for suggesting such a thing. "Voice Texting Technology" is, however, compatible with existing three way calling.
I would agree if 2 guys and a girl are texting.

However 3 way texting with 2 girls and a guy or 3 girls is just beautiful
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 10:31 PM       
ShoutOUT iPhone Texting App With Voice Dictation Now In App Store

The model glue sniffing executives at apple have approved the distribution of this inferior technology. ShoutOUT merely translates your speech into meaningless letters while "Voice Texting Technology" lets you send electrons directly into the ear.

Come, I say with 3G speeds and pricing plans that beat verizon and AT&T you can get a for d focus for $129 a month or a new ford explorer for just your signature. We accept signatures as currency.

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Get the new year off to a great start with "Voice Texting Technology" and get $500 dollars additional bonus cash on Nissan altima.

The flurries will be coming to an end.
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