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Mockery · #1

In each I-Mockery Club Pack I like to feature one person's goofy little drawing. In the first pack it was Mew's friend who drew a "floating woogley baby corpse", and in the second one it was chojin who drew Hello Kitty about to get mowed down.

I prefer the artwork to be hand-drawn and scanned in, but if you would like to do it in Photoshop that's fine too. If you want to draw something, send it to me here on the board in a private message (if you post it, it'll be ignored). If I like what you drew, I'll include it in the upcoming Club Pack #3 (which in my opinion has the best goodies EVAR) and you'll get $2.00 off the Club Pack if you wish to purchase it.

So start private messaging me with your entries. Just gimme a link to them somewhere on the web and I'll check 'em out.

Mockery · #2

Wow one whole submission so far!

:/

James · #3

I'd try, but I've given up on art and writing.

Just get Proto to draw some stick figures.

AChimp · #4

I *might* have something for you tomorrow... or the next day. Working and porn take up most of my waking hours.

kahljorn · #5

Can I write some wiggly AND womely. And you can put it on the package and people will read it and think the duecabomber sent it to them.

Cap'n Crunch · #6

I whipped something up.

Expect to see it maybe tonight or tomorrow. :/

whoreable · #7

I would be so sad if my terrible joke submission was the only one recieved.

Cap'n Crunch · #8

I entered mine in. Mine is He-Man.

Secret Agent Vomit · #9

I'm about to work on mine before my Dad gets all liquored up and severly beats the fuck out of me.

liquidstatik · #10

I really want to laugh at that... but a little part of me feels sad that you might be telling the truth

Mockery · #11

Whoreable's was pretty good, but it was too big to fit into the newsletter and it looked like ass when i shrunk it down. So I'm still looking for a good guest submission for this club pack... PRONTO :o