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WTF · #76

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

Terren, far be it from me to presume to be a forum spokesperson but Max is what we make of him in our own personal ideal IMHO.

For myself, Mad represents many of us new people who log on to I-Mock and promptly get our asses shot off by other rather inconsistent regulars. Many of the regulars are even worse in their idiotic replies than the new people who try to find their own particular footing around here. And they are very harsh on new people here, if you haven't figured that out by now.

Some of the new people need to be handed their asses but many are like yourself in that you make posts that are decent enough, worth reading, and devoid of confrontational language. Some hold their own character very well.

Max to me, calls everybody out on their inconsistencies (nobody is spared) and has a helluva great time doing it. I don't think he forms any particular bonds but as I know so little about him (and I'm assuming he's a "he"), I could be completely erroneous. Max just seems to effortlessly pick people off for confronting him and it is effective.

I was one of his victims several times until I gained my footing here but I never took it personally from Max, of all people. That isn't to say I won't get my butt and tits handed to me by him in the future but it's one day at a time around here.

Personally, I would love nothing better to crawl into the back seat with Max and truly experience the joys of abuse but he's a busy man after all.

For once, just this once, I agree with you, Terra.

Terra · #77

Yeah but I get to crawl into the back seat with him first, seniority being the operative and all.

Anonymous · #78

Terra:

Yes, fucktards and fucktardettes, Terra pretty much hit the nail on the fucking head, BUT if you wanted to make it dramatic...

[center:ffc1579e2f]I AM THE FORCE OF CHAOS
ANARCHY IN BLACK
THE DARK SIDE OF I-MOCKERY
A SYMBOL OF REBELLION THAT WILL NEVER FADE AS LONG AS THE SYSTEM SURVIVES
A WALKING INCARNATION OF A THOUSAND MURDERED NOOBS WHOSE SCREAMS WERE HEARD

And finally

TERRA'S BACKSEAT FUCK BUDDY

[/center:ffc1579e2f]

I could not be silenced so I was exiled (more or less) to the Mock Wars where forever I shall reign until the day comes when this fucktard website chokes to death on its own delusions and arrogance and finally realizes it isn't original or funny and shuts down.

Until that glorious day...

WTF: You're a fucktard.

Esuohlim · #79

I'm so proud of your persistence.

Anonymous · #80

Fucktard.

Terren · #81

Thank you everyone for the replies. I feel like the new gu named BOB at the local AA meeting.

And seeing as this is the Terra and Lotida appreciation thread, I have one thing left to say. I appreciate the above mentioned people, just cause I can.

Damn son, now I feel all warm and fuzzy. (Please insert mock here)

Terra · #82

Your very welcome Terren.

It's always nice to converse with a new person around here without having to be an asshole.

Difficult. But nice.

Seven Force · #83

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Terra:

Yes, fucktards and fucktardettes, Terra pretty much hit the nail on the fucking head, BUT if you wanted to make it dramatic...

[center:55fa6e5ad5]I AM THE FORCE OF CHAOS
ANARCHY IN BLACK
THE DARK SIDE OF I-MOCKERY
A SYMBOL OF REBELLION THAT WILL NEVER FADE AS LONG AS THE SYSTEM SURVIVES
A WALKING INCARNATION OF A THOUSAND MURDERED NOOBS WHOSE SCREAMS WERE HEARD

And finally

TERRA'S BACKSEAT FUCK BUDDY

[/center:55fa6e5ad5]

I could not be silenced so I was exiled (more or less) to the Mock Wars where forever I shall reign until the day comes when this fucktard website chokes to death on its own delusions and arrogance and finally realizes it isn't original or funny and shuts down.

Until that glorious day...

WTF: You're a fucktard.

If that's not dramatic, I don't know what is!

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay · #84

oi WTF i'd like 2 see how you go on
once i,ve prized your eyes out of their sockets with some
salad servers then sold you as a sex slave 2 a fat old
gypsy woman

Terra · #85

Stop putzing up this thread and go away please.

The first time I always make nice.

Anonymous · #86

Bumped for continued appreciation.

Imadjinn · #87

I appreciate you Terra and Lotida. Sorry I didn't turn out to be who you thought I was Terra.

Also, I hope that one day I am at least tolerated in this forum.

Finally, Milhouse backwards, fuck off and die in a hole filled with your own feces. Your full of enough shit to drown half the population of Texas fuckwad!

WTF · #88

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ftang Ftang Olay OLay

oi WTF i'd like 2 see how you go on
once i,ve prized your eyes out of their sockets with some
salad servers then sold you as a sex slave 2 a fat old
gypsy woman

Teh,

You are less welcome in this thread than a Michael Jackson sleepover at a children's orphanage. Go watch the Teletubbies, and don’t forget to wave back at them at the end of the show.

Esuohlim · #89

fucktard = candy!

Anonymous · #90

Fucktard=Milhouse

kellychaos · #91

This is all ... just ... stupid.

Emu · #92

of all the people to call something stupid

MetalMilitia · #93

Kellychaos isnt stupid he just has a very unique* sence of humor.

*see 'Bad'

Anonymous · #94

I would like to take this time to thank Terra and Lotida for their contributed decimation of the fucktard Milhouse.

While its true I'd already defeated long ago and would beat him like a fucking whipped dog whenever the need arose, your continued emasculation of him contributed greatly to his embarassment for the amusement of all!

Keep up the good work!

Imadjinn · #95

Milhouse Backwards = Fucktard

There, sorted!

Anonymous · #96

Imadjinn: Your idiotic comments are not wanted here fucktard. Get the fuck out.

ItalianStereotype · #97

Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.