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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:13 PM       
Ah, I apologize for those early posts. I was nervous because everyone else was really funny and I was intimidated by their brilliance.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:16 PM       
No you weren't you fucking manipulative cunt.

This is why my play on him on his first date works.

If you don't get your way you just weasel right on in.

And personally I think that for how long you've ridden this ride without any real improvement would be a nice message to future employers how unstable you are.

Edit: Why did PRam MAven cross the road?

To kill a black person.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:16 PM       
I've only raped one person in my entire life: my mom, when I was being born. Raped her with my whole body.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:18 PM       
So oedipus is your state?
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:20 PM       
No, Oregon.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:22 PM       
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My first date was with an old tire. Then I ate a pretzel.
Good boy!
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:27 PM       
Last week someone called in a complaint that has not happened yet.
Today they called back and wanted to know what I did about the complaint.
I told him I did nothing, because the problem does not yet exsist.
Then they said "well the least you could do is put the fear of God into them, so they won't do what I say is going to happen.
I told him I will not use an imaginary complaint to harass someone.
I was promptly yelled at and hung up on.

..and today is only Monday
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:30 PM       
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I told him I will not use an imaginary complaint to harass someone.
That's good advice that Shyandquietguy should take.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:31 PM       
Why does Pram Maven only have sex with children?

Because that's the only people he can identify with.

Edit: Why does Pram Maven hate Obama?

Because the birther boom finally gave him someone to emphasize with.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:38 PM       
Why does Shyandquietguy stay in his house most of the time and post on I-mockery?

Because he is fugly.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:39 PM       
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Edit: Why does Pram Maven hate Obama?
Either A: He's not a part of the Aryan race.

Or B: He has full sized adult genitalia.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:40 PM       
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Why does Shyandquietguy stay in his house most of the time and post on I-mockery?

Because he is fugly.
Why does Pram Maven come back to I-Mockery like a moth to a bug zapper?

Because we're 100X nicer to him than anyone whose ever met him in person.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:41 PM       
Why did Pram Maven call Shyandquietguy fat?

I don't know, maybe that's what tedious little faggots do when confronted on the internet in lieu of dodging shit and not owning up to their problems.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:44 PM       
Why are the only racist jokes coming from Shy and Thrash0?

Because they know more than I do.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:45 PM       
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Why are the only racist jokes coming from Shy and Thrash0?

Because they know more than I do.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:46 PM       
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Why does Pram Maven come back to I-Mockery like a moth to a bug zapper?

Because we're 100X nicer to him than anyone whose ever met him in person.
Why does Thrash0 have a zero in his name?
Because it reminds him what he is.

Why does Thrash0 have an animated GIF of Dane Cook acting obnoxious?
Because it is his lifelong dream to be as mediocre as him.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:51 PM       
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Why does Thrash0 have a zero in his name?
Because it reminds him what he is.

Why does Thrash0 have an animated GIF of Dane Cook acting obnoxious?
Because it is his lifelong dream to be as mediocre as him.
Why does Pram Maven think I have a zero in my name?
Because he's an idiot.

Why does Pram Maven think my avatar is of Dane Cook?
Because he's an idiot.

Why does the child molesting pedophile necrophiliac racist failed-abortion Pram Maven not have any friends?

Spoilers!
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:53 PM       
I think a shunning is in order.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:55 PM       
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Because they know more than I do.
Not in reference to racism, but just in general overall
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:59 PM       
Shyandquietguy would have a valid complaint, because sadly you are real.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 10:59 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 11:03 PM       
I'm just surprised that someone could mistake Charlie for Dane Cook.
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 11:11 PM       
Not getting the reference. Charlie?
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 11:14 PM       
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I'm just surprised that someone could mistake Charlie for Dane Cook.
Are you surprised? Same guy that this came from:

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Officer he said he was 18!
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