ever wanted to talk like a whiney 12-year old AOLer?

[evil_helllizard]

well now you can with this website, it translates everything to AOLnese

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html[/code]

[MrAdventure]

If I wanted to involve myself in something that stupid I'd read your post again.

[James]

At first I thought this was fucking stupid. Not I realize it's only mildly stupid, with potential.

Example:

DA RAEVN
BY 3DGAR ALAN POE

ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHIEL I POND3RAD W3AK AND WAARY
OVAR MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOTEN LORE
WHIEL I NOD3D NEARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEYRE CMA A TAPNG
AS OF SOM3 ONE GANTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
TIS11!!! WTF LOL SOME VISI2R I MUTAR3D TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR -
ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MOR3

AH!1!1 OMG LOL DISTINCTLY I REMAMBR IT WAS IN DA BLEAK DAC3MBR
AND 3ACH SEPARAET DYNG 3MBR WROUGHT ITS GHOST UPON TEH FLOR
AAEGRLY11!!1!!1 LOL I WISHED DA MOROW - VANELY I HAD SOUGHT 2 BOROW
FROM MAH BOKS SURCEAES OF SOROW - SOROW FOR TEH LOST LENORA -
FOR TEH R AND RADIANT MADE3N WHOM TEH ANGELS NM3D LANORA -
NM3LAS H3R3 FOR EV3RMOR3

AND!1!!1!1! WTF TEH SILK3N SAD UNCARTANE RUSTLNG OF 3ACH PURPLE CURTANE
THRILED M3 - FILAD ME WIT FANTASTIC T3RORS NEVER F3LT BFORE
SO TAHT NOW 2 STIL DA BATNG OF MAH H3ART I S2D REPEATNG
TIS SOM3 VISI2R ENTR3ATNG 3NTRANCE AT MAH CHMBR DOR -
SOM3 LAET VISI2R 3NTR3ATNG ENTRANCE AT MAH CHMBR DOR -
THIS IT IS AND NOTHNG MORE

PR3SENTLY MAH H3ART GR3W STRONGER HASITATNG THEN NO LONGER
SIR SADE I OR MADM TRULY UR FORGIEVN3S I IMPLORE
BUT TEH FACT IS I WAS NAPNG AND SO GANTLY U CM3 RAPNG
AND SO FANETLY U CME TAPNG TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR
TAHT I SCARCA WAS SURA I HEARD U - HAR3 I OPANED WIED DA DOR -
DARKN3S THEIR AND NOTHNG MOR3

DEP!!11!!1 OMG LOL IN2 TAHT DARKNES PERNG LONG I S2D THEIR WONDERNG FAARNG
DOUBTNG DR3MNG DRAMS NO MORTAL EV3R DAERD 2 DREM 2 DREM BFORE
BUT DA SIELNC3 WAS UNBROK3N AND TEH DARKN3S GAEV NO 2KAN
AND DA ONLY WORD THEYRE SPOK3N WAS TEH WHISPERED WORD LENORE
THIS!1!!1!!1 WTF LOL I WHISPER3D AND AN ECHO MURMURAD BAK DA WORD LENORA
MERELY11!1! LOL THIS AND NOTHNG MORE

BAK11!111 OMG IN2 TEH CHMBR TURNNG AL MAH SU WITHIN ME BURNNG
SON AGANE I HEARD A TAPNG WUT LOUD3R THAN BFOR3
SURELY1!11!1!1 SADE I SURELY TAHT IS SOM3THNG AT MAH WINDOW LATIEC
LET MA SE THEN WT IS AND THIS MYST3RY AXPLOR3 -
LET MAH HEART B STIL A MOMENT AND THIS MYSTERY 3XPLORA -
TIS TEH WIND AND NOTHNG MORE

OPEN11!! OMG WTF H3RE I FLUNG TEH SHUTER WHAN WIT MANY A FLIRT AND FLUT3R
IN THEYRE ST3PAD A STAETLY RAEVN OF TEH SANETLY DAYS OF YOR3
NOT!1111!!! OMG LOL TEH L3AST OBISANCE MAED HA NOT AN INSTANT S2PAD OR STAEYD H3
BUT WIT MEIN OF LORD OR LADY PERCHED ABOVA MAH CHMBR DOR -
PERCHED UPON A BUST OF PALAS JUST ABOVE MAH CHMBR DOR -
PERCHAD AND SAT AND NOTHNG MOR3

THAN!111!11 WTF LOL THIS EBONY BIRD BGUILNG MAH SAD FANCY IN2 SMILNG
BY TEH GRAEV AND ST3RN DACORUM OF DA COUNTENANCE IT WORA
THOUGH THY CRAST B SHORN AND SHAEVN THOU I SADE ART SURA NO CRAEVN
GHASTLY!!!!1! WTF GRIM AND ANCEINT RAEVN WANDERNG FROM DA NIGHTLY SHORA -
TEL ME WUT THY LORDLY NM3 IS ON TEH NIGHTS PLU2NIAN SHOR3
QUOTH1!!1!! OMG WTF DA RAEVN NEVARMORE

MUCH!!!1!11 I MARVALAD THIS UNGANELY FOWL 2 H3AR DISCOURSE SO PLANELY
THOUHG ITS ANSWER LITLE MAANNG - LITLA REL3VANCY BORE
FOR W3 CANOT HELP AGRENG TAHT NO LIVNG HUMAN BNG
EVER Y3T WAS BL3SAD WIT SENG BIRD ABOV3 HIS CHMBR DOR -
BIRD OR BAST ABOV3 DA SCULPTURED BUST ABOV3 HIS CHMBR WIT SUCH NME AS NAVARMOR3

BUT11111!!! LOL DA RAEVN SITNG LON3LY ON DA PLACID BUST SPOK3 ONLY
TAHT ONA WORD AS IF HIS SU IN TAHT ONA WORD HE DID OUTPOUR
NOTHNG!!!11111 OMG WTF LOL FURTH3R TH3N H3 UTARAD - NOT A FAATHAR TH3N H3 FLUTERED -
TIL I SCARC3LY MOR3 THAN MUTERED OTH3R FREINDS HAEV FLOWN BFORE -
ON TEH MOROW WIL H3 LEAEV MA AS MAH HOP3S HAEV FLOWN BFORA
THAN!!!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL TEH BIRD SADE NEV3RMORE

STARTLAD!!11 AT DA STILN3S BROKEN BY REPLY SO APTLY SPOK3N
DOUBTLES SADE I WUT IT UTERS IS ITS ONLY S2K AND S2RE
CAUGHT FROM SOM3 UNHAPY MASTER WHOM UNM3RCIFUL DISASTER
FOLOWED FAST AND FOLOWAD FASTER TIL HIS SONGS ON3 BURD3N BORE -
TIL DA DIRGES OF HIS HOPE TAHT MELANCHOLY BURDAN BOR3
OF NAV3R-N3V3RMORE

BUT1!1!!!!! LOL TEH RAEVN STIL BGUILNG AL MAH SAD SU IN2 SMILNG
STRAGEHT I WHELAD A CUSHIONED S3AT IN FRONT OF BIRD AND BUST AND DOR
TH3N UPON TEH VALV3T SINKNG I B2K MYS3LF 2 LINKNG
FANCY UN2 FANCY THINKNG WUT THIS OMINOUS BIRD OF YORE WUT THIS GRIM UNGANELY GAUNT AND OMINOUS BIRD OF YOR3
MAANT IN CROAKNG N3VARMORE

THIS11!!!! LOL I SAT 3NGAEGD IN GUESNG BUT NO SYLABLE 3XPRESNG
2 TEH FOWL WHOS3 FEIRY EY3S NOW BURNED IN2 MAH BOSOMS CORE
THIS AND MORA I SAT DIVINNG WIT MAH HEAD AT 3AES R3CLINNG
ON DA CUSHIONS V3LVAT VIOLET LINNG TAHT TEH LMP-LIGHT GLOAETD O3R
BUT WHOSA VALVET VIOLET LINNG WIT TEH LMP-LIGHT GLOATNG OAR
SHE SHAL PR3S AH N3VARMOR3

THEN!!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL METHOUGHT TEH ARE GRAW DENSER PERFUMED FROM AN UNSEN CENS3R
SWUNG BY ANG3LS WHOS3 FANET FOT-FALS TINKL3D ON TEH TUFTAD FLOR
WRETCH!!1!!!!1 OMG WTF I CREID THY GOD HATH L3NT THE - BY THAS3 ANG3LS HE HAS SENT THE
RESPIET - RESPIET AND DA FROM THA MEMOREIS OF LENORE
QUAF1!11111 LOL O QUAF THIS KIND NEP3NTH3 AND FORGET THIS LOST LENORE
QUOTH!11! LOL DA RAEVN N3VERMORE

PROPH3T1!!!! OMG WTF SADE I THNG OF AVIL111!!!! OMG WTF LOL - PROPH3T STIL IF BIRD OR DEVIL!1111! OMG WTF -
WHETH3R TEMPTER S3NT OR WHETHAR TEMPEST 2SED THE H3R3 ASHORE
D3SOLAET YET AL UNDAUNTAD ON THIS D3S3RT LAND ENCHANT3D -
ON THIS HOM3 BY HOROR HAUNTED - T3L MA TRULY I IMPLORE -
IS THEYRE - IS THEIR BALM IN GIELAD?!!!??! LOL - T3L M3 - TEL M3 I IMPLORA
QUOTH!1!1 DA RAEVN NEVARMOR3

PROPHET111!!11 WTF SADE I THNG OF EVIL111! LOL - PROPHAT STIL IF BIRD OR DEVIL
BY!11!11 WTF LOL TAHT HEAEVN TAHT BNDS ABOV3 US - BY TAHT GOD WA BOTH ADORA -
TEL THIS SU WIT SOROW LAEDN IF WITHIN TEH DISTANT ADEEN
IT SHAL CLASP A SANETAD MADE3N WHOM TEH ANGELS NMED LANORE -
CLASP A R AND RADIANT MADE3N WHOM DA ANG3LS NMED LENORA
QUOTH??!??!??? OMG LOL DA RAEVN NEVERMORE

B11!!!11! WTF TAHT WORD OUR SIGN OF PARTNG BIRD OR FEIND1!1111 OMG WTF I SHREIKAD UPSTARTNG -
GET THE BAK IN2 TEH TEMP3ST AND DA NIGHTS PLU2NIAN SHOR3
L3AEV111!1 OMG NO BLAK PLUM3 AS A 2KEN OF TAHT LEI THY SU HATH SPOKEN
LEAEV11!!1!11 OMG LOL MAH LONELIENS UNBROKEN1!11 OMG WTF - QUIT DA BUST ABOV3 MAH DOR
TAEK!1!1! THY BAK FROM OUT MAH HAART AND TAEK THA FORM FROM OF MAH DOR
QUOTH!111!!1! TEH RAEVN NEV3RMORE

AND!!11!!1 WTF LOL TEH RAEVN NEV3R FLITNG STIL IS SITNG STIL IS SITNG
ON TEH PALID BUST OF PALAS JUST ABOVA MAH CHMBR DOR
AND HIS EYES HAEV AL DA SEMNG OF A DAMONS TAHT IS DRAMNG
AND DA LMP-LIGHT OER HIM STREMNG THROWS HIS SHADOW ON TEH FLOR
AND MAH SU FROM OUT TAHT SHADOW TAHT LEIS FLOATNG ON TEH FLOR
SHAL B LIFTED - NAVERMOR3!1!11!1! WTF

[Ninjavenom]

Dude, that's like the Hax0r translator i put on the other board. :/