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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 04:54 PM       
I guess the jainist respect and adoration for all living organisms would be a bit silly to an executioner.
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 04:56 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 05:07 PM       
I ONLY LIKE KITTIES >:o
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 05:40 PM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 05:15 PM       
Guys I've just received updates on this situation! More to come later! STAY TUNED.

ALSO: A STARTLING CONFESSION.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 05:33 PM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 12:15 AM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 01:15 AM       
Go outside and yell at her car while shes not in it and do it loud enough that she comes to the window to watch.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 12:04 PM       
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Mattjack I'm afraid all of those options are a little much for little old me! I'm certainly not so brave, I can only wish I had balls like that. Are there any solutions where I can just sit in my house, be outraged and complain about it on the internet and the problems will somehow solve themselves and end up benefiting me?

thanks for taking the time to give me such good advice, though :O Maaaaaaybe I could try talking to the office, but I really dont want to cause any problems. Plus, they might not even listen to me and then I'd be even more humiliated.
Oh come on. How humiliating can it be not to be listened to by the office? Nobody listens to anything I complain about.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 05:47 PM       
You've got your meds on a higher dosage than K at the moment.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
IM the one who makes fun of other peoples meds. NOT YOU.

i guess if you had been taking your meds you would've realized that

Maybe if you didn't act like a petulant in-the-closet high schooler every time somebody posts something even remotely wankable, you would be a little bit more bearable. But as it is I can't stand the sight of you.
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Old Jun 20th, 2009, 11:04 PM       
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IM the one who makes fun of other peoples meds. NOT YOU.

i guess if you had been taking your meds you would've realized that

Maybe if you didn't act like a petulant in-the-closet high schooler every time somebody posts something even remotely wankable, you would be a little bit more bearable. But as it is I can't stand the sight of you.
Ooooh...

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 12:27 PM       
K isn't the one being exceptionally tedious and annoying in this thread. A hint as to who is would be if I told you it was you and me, J.
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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 03:38 PM       
Anyway. MY STARTLING CONFESSION IS THAT I WAS LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING. ALTHOUGH I HAD A PROBLEM WITH MY NEIGHBOR, USING MY OWN INGENIUM I SOLVED IT BEFORE EVER TURNING TO THE INTERNET.

The update is that THAT BITCH IS GETTIN KICKED OOOOOOUUUUTTTAAAAA HERE. I was going to update but I decided not to because it would take too long to explain; and it really isn't worth reading unless you enjoy feeling outraged.

although there are a few hilarious factors, like when she said, "I PAY RENT HERE" what she meant was that the land lords gave her pity and allowed her to pay rent in WEED PULLING and IOUs ;/ She wasn't a tenet, she was a gardner without a home!

also she totally has a cheap prostitute look. Oh yea and she wouldn't just park in our parking space, she would park sideways in the driveway so that only her car could fit there.
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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 05:06 PM       
Shit YeaH!
Now go shit through her letter box, just as an extra, y'know.
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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 07:04 PM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2009, 09:14 PM       
except maybe the landlords, but in retrospect she gave them sweaty papers with IOU written on them. Maybe they didn't make out so bad after all
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I'll shit in your letter box, baby.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 05:25 PM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 03:35 PM       
WTF is an oven plate? Is it what real people call a pan?
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