Chojin and Butt Buddies, Bring it

[Anonymous]

You complete dumbass. You insulted your OWN mother...

(Quote provided because you will no doubt have a further six responses between your accounts before my post hits)

O-OH MY GOD, I DID?!

I only mentioned the bi thing because everything you say comes from either the 'mom' or 'penis' food groups.

...Okay, I'll bite. Here is your first joke-getting lesson:

See, now, the purpose of me labelling 'penis' and 'mom' as food groups is to make you not want to say YOU CONSUME INNUMBERABLE AMOUNTS OF PENIS/MOM LOL, because I have already done it. But then you just go OH LAWZY LOOK WHAT YOU SAID!

It would almost be maddening if I were at all concerned that anyone but you were under the impression that you were 'winning' the thread.

[Anonymous]

CHOJIN I AGREE WITH YOU

[Anonymous]

THESE GUYS SURE HAVE NEVER SEEN A NAKED WOMAN, EH CHOJIN? WE'RE COMPLETELY STRAIGHT, OF COURSE. YOU CAN TELL BY HOW OFTEN WE MAKE REFERENCES TO OUR HETEROSEXUAL ROMANTIC CONQUESTS AND CONDEMN ANYONE THAT DOESN'T BLINDFOLD THEMSELVES BEFORE SEX IN THE EVENT THEY'D LOOK DOWN AND SEE A PENIS, AKA THE MOST HORRIFYING THING ON EARTH. (LOL)

[Les Waste]

Wow les. The first, and only Quote:

post was by...who? That's right, it's you you little turd.

Oh yes, because that was obviously the first gay joke in this thread

You know, Mew checked your IP addresses. They're the same. Is that why you keep pretending to be two people? You don't know Mew is a moderator? And that it's already been proven you're the same person? Do you think if you keep pretending that nobody knows you're the same person, everyone will just forget?

First you challenge us Les and then you get all pissy and dont want to get mocked hard, not when you could get fucked hard by jamesman. We're beating you at your own game.

First, I never "challenged" anybody. Who started this thread? And second, you're not beating anybody. There isn't a single person on this forum who thinks you're good at whatever it is you're trying to do. Why don't you reply with a gay joke? That will show me!

[Anonymous]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE GREATEST, CHOJIN? HOW HE WON'T EVEN GET WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING AND NOW ACCUSE YOU OF DOING THE SAME THING HE'S BEEN DOING EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE POINT, AND THE IRONY OF IT WON'T EVEN CATCH UP TO HIM UNTIL HE'S IN HIS LATE 80S, CAUSING HIM TO DIAL THE NURSE UNCONTROLLABLY FROM THE HOSPITAL BED AND FORGET WHY HE DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE BY THE TIME SHE/HE GETS THERE AND COMPROMISE ON FETCHED PUDDING.

[Les Waste]

WHY DON'T WE JUST POORLY PHOTOSHOP HIS USER PIC ONTO THE BODY OF SOME PEOPLE HAVE GAY PORN SEX LOL

THAT WILL SHOW HIM

[James]

I'm sorry for being late. I was off NOT obsessing over what people were saying to me and my imaginary friend. I just now realized that for the past two hours, you and your alter-ego have been jizzing all over this board with your grade-school insults.

You see, it's not the brightest of ideas (not like we'd expect such things from you) to just jump on here at a random time and expect the rest of us to be sitting around in wait. We'll get here when we get here, not when you beckon us. You don't own us. In fact, as evidenced in other threads, we clearly own you.

Now put on that thing I like, and lick this spoon.

[xandor2783]

How can you still be stupid enough to think we're the same person. Even your girly Les pointed out we posted at the exact same time, dumbass.
Les here's a gay joke. Chojin!

I AGREE WITH YOU

You're so lazy chojin you try make fun of us with what you think were doing and you dont even do it "properly".
Let's see how you manage to post with two accounts at the same time with both logged in.

[James]

Originally Posted by xandor2783

How can you still be stupid enough to think we're the same person. Even your girly Les pointed out we posted at the exact same time, dumbass.

Actually, he was pointing that out as evidence of you being one in the same, Sherlock. Considering that in less than 60 seconds, one persona replied to the previous comment, you must both be obsessively watching this thread and having your own little discussion, or you are in fact one in the same.

[Les Waste]

YOU HAVE THE SAME IP ADDRESS!! YOU ARE BOTH POSTING FROM THE SAME COMPUTER!! EXPLAIN PLEASE.

[xandor2783]

You don't own us. In fact, as evidenced in other threads, we clearly own you.

You own no-one. The only thing you and your circle jerk partners have done the whole time is "look at them there sooooo immature, I shall not waste my time on them. They think they can mock LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!1111"
Own us? You cant even mock us without pretending to be taking the "high road".
Jamesman how do you log in at the same time ,retard. Thats all the proof we need to show we are not the same person.
And as for our grade school humor, go eat a dick jamesman.

[xandor2783]

Les, wipe some of the semen of your screen and check the IP address of sketch's posts, you dolphin molester.

[James]

Well, let's review. As Les restated, you have the same IP address. You offer up no explanation (probably because you know THERE IS NONE).

Moving on. We do own you. You know how you're always bitching an moaning about us needing to prove our art skills to you? Well, you need to prove your skills as a functioning, intelligent human being before we can give a shit what you have to say.

[Les Waste]

[xandor2783]

Les can say whatever he likes, we are not the same person, I cant put it more simply for you. As for your art skills, I know now you have none I am no longer interested in hearing your "if you wanna see it, find it" bullshit. There is none.

Well, you need to prove your skills as a functioning, intelligent human being before we can give a shit what you have to say.

You've already proven yourself a simpering retard, and if proving yourself intelligent was one of the qualifactions on your list, then you failed it .

[xandor2783]

Les, you could at least try, you fucking idiot.

[James]

Originally Posted by xandor2783

As for your art skills, I know now you have none I am no longer interested in hearing your "if you wanna see it, find it" bullshit. There is none.

Translation: "I am too lazy and/or ignorant to do a post search, or even look at certain threads where pictures would most likely be found. And since nobody will hold my hand and help me out, I must pretend that there are no pictures. That way, I prevent being honest with myself that my artwork sucks, and a monkey with his hand glued to a mouse and shocked with a crude torturing device could do better photoshopping than me"

[mew barios]

ug. i was so hoping that it wasn't going to come to this. i have such precious little energy, and this is a poor use of it. you 'two' posted from the same ip for the period of all yesterday. when you were called out about it, the 'sketch' character started resolving to a proxy, while the 'xandor' character still uses the same shared ip. this is inconsistent with your 'story'.

there are actually several more reasons. i made perfectly sure before i first mentioned it. :/ and all of your subsequent antics have simply proven it further. as if it wasn't enough that you act exactly the same.

[James]

Oh, and can you please stop upping your post count by responsing to each individual post in a brand new reply? Thanks.

I know you need to give your brain a rest after typing all those big words like "gay" and "mom," but it's really stupid to reply to two people in two posts when you clearly were able to do it in one.

[Les Waste]

[James]

Haha, busted yet again.

Now, here's a list of explanations he may give.

- "Your mom is a slut."
- "I am a great artist and you are a dumby."
- "We switched names just to make fun of you stupid people."
- "We were at his house. Did I say my house? I meant his house. And your mom is a slut."
- "You are all gays."

[xandor2783]

mew, yes we have used the same computer to post before. If I didnt know any better I would say that your right. Except no of you have figured out the mystery of how we post at the same time and are logged in too. Could it be we're two different people?
As for the "acting the same" what the fuck does that have to do with anything? The Fag-Five act exactly alike I dont accuse them of being the same person. Being in each other yes, but same person, no.

[James]

And he opted for "you are all gays," ladies and gents.

[xandor2783]

No Jamesman, I never said mew was gay, he is just mistaken.

[Les Waste]

So you're saying that, in the middle of this thread, you stopped posting at the same computer? Even though you two were having a conversation with each other before one of you went to another computer to start posting? I mean, you still had the same IP address during this conversation:

"Hi Xandor, thanks for calling me to let me know what was going on"
"Sup Sketch. "

Why don't you attempt and fail to make fun of other people for using gay jokes considering those are the only jokes you've been making?