The following person needs to stop posting.

[Terra]

The flu. It's a conspiracy. They deliberately bogarted the vaccine and it's all a big huge lie and people like us are all going to suffer. I tell you "the man" is going to pay for that one.

[Bass]

I never trusted those vaccines anyways. Even if it is dead, they're still injecting the virus into you. And who knows what kind of test drugs they secretly give out instead of the regular injections. The only reason I get shots now is because I hold the hope that one of them will end up giving me superhuman powers by accident.

[glowbelly]

the flu is not a stomach virus. the flu is a respiratory virus.

the doctor would just tell the lad to drink plenty of fluids and get as much rest as possible. if you can't keep down any kind of water or gatorade for an extended period of time and you start to feel dizzy, get your ass to the emergency room as you are most likely dehydrated which is BAD.

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Bass

I never trusted those vaccines anyways. Even if it is dead, they're still injecting the virus into you. And who knows what kind of test drugs they secretly give out instead of the regular injections. The only reason I get shots now is because I hold the hope that one of them will end up giving me superhuman powers by accident.

You could just build a robot suit like i'm planning on doing. I hate needles...

[Raziel]

very bad.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by SevenForceIncUSA

build a robot suit like i'm planning on doing

Don't lie, you'll get my hopes up

[Raziel]

So do I. (please ignore first post I had a problem with editing)

[FartinMowler]

Glowbelly is a doctor now :/ should have self prescribed some birth control

[Bass]

What kind of robotic suit are we talking about here? Like a huge thing that could crush millions of townsfolk, or one that just kinda covers the body and enhances abilities? Either way, I'm too lazy to build one (which is why I have to hold out for super powers)

[Dr. V]

I'm gonna be the Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by Bass

What kind of robotic suit are we talking about here? Like a huge thing that could crush millions of townsfolk, or one that just kinda covers the body and enhances abilities? Either way, I'm too lazy to build one (which is why I have to hold out for super powers)

The second one, it'll be modeled after Megaman...or Protoman.

Don't get too exicted though, the prototype buster cannon will shoot paintballs.

Just gimme a little more time in shop and an electronics course and we'll see... :/

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

Don't lie, you'll get my hopes up

I'm not. I've really wanted to build robots like that since I was a little kid. But AI technology like that isn't here yet, so about a year ago I decided I would try to make a suit for people. Like Fireman, Iceman, easy Robot Masters like that. And of course, Megaman.

Yeah, sounds pretty crazy, doesn't it? :/

[glowbelly]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Glowbelly is a doctor now :/ should have self prescribed some birth control

you know, a couple of days ago i got accused of only posting about me being pregnant. now i realize that it wasn't me, it's just you following me around reminding everyone else how insanely childish you are by making bad jokes about me being knocked up.

and here:

http://my.webmd.com/hw/health_guide_atoz/hw122044.asp

http://my.webmd.com/hw/health_guide_...navbar=hw96999

[DamnthatDavid]

Gatoraide? I heard that the electrolites in it mess up your stomach if you drink it while sick. Blah, I get sick from it without having to have the flu.

Sprit is the way it goes.

[FS]

It's unfortunate that the DDAAF has lost its biggest supporter.

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by Bass

I've been home vomiting this week rather than attending school

good choice!

[Dole]

I think its a hard and fast rule that anyone who follows their own words with is generally deeply unfunny. Like people who laugh out loud at their own jokes.

[Carnivore]

And so it was....

If I made a thread every time I thought someone should be banned/eviscerated, my post count would need to be expressed in scientific notation.

[AChimp]

And then multiplied by two because I'd probably be making the exact same threads.

[Ricky Glue]

I'm surprised that I came into this thread wiith expectations of Yugi bitching and moaning, but instead I actually get to learn about the flu and Glow's pregnancy! Btw...how far along are you Karen?

[Seven Force]

Eating three bowls of chili is NOT a good idea.

My stomach is going to explode