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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 03:57 PM       
I'm a halfbreed... my dad's flilipino (asian beaner) and my mom's mexican
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 03:57 PM       
They don't get taller than 5'4" either.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 03:58 PM       
If you start quoting Carlos Mencia I swear to god I'll bribe one of the mods to ban you.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 03:59 PM       
actually, there are some pretty tall people in my family... the whole only 5'4" thing is a myth
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 03:59 PM       
Our maid in Hong Kong was filipino. Everytime she talked I wanted to jam knitting needles in my ears
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:00 PM       
Oh wait, ALL the maids in hong kong were filipino
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:01 PM       
Look at his fat prom date, did you rent a flatbed to drive you guys to the prom?



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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:01 PM       
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I am about 5'9"...
Oh God, have you checked your BMI lately? I think Tadao's onto something, that weight simply can't be healthy for a boy your age.

Go call a doctor and schedule an appointment. Now. Tell them it's urgent. I'm serious, stop what you're doing and get help. If you can't hit the buttons, use a pencil or something. Given the assuredly hamhock-ian girth of your fingers, a novelty size rotary phone might be best for you.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:02 PM       
she's a friend of mine, I didn't even go to prom... btw the girl next to her in the fourth pic is my girlfriend.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:02 PM       
Oh god the fish lips
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:03 PM       
Hahah we were just kidding!
We don't think you have a girlfriend.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:03 PM       
my bmi is within average you dolt, I know how to calculate that... I kinda have to
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:03 PM       
No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:04 PM       
His BMI is 19,5. You're normal weight if your BMI is 18,5-24,9
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:04 PM       
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No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

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Complete with absurd sex midgets. Or are those illegitimate children from a previous relationship?
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:04 PM       
You are 1 sick fucker dood.

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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:05 PM       
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No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

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wow, that's the most original you could come up with? Raiding my photobucket doesn't get you much cred man...
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:05 PM       
Just look at all this sad shit.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:07 PM       
I could see him buying those creepy child-sized japanese dolls, whatever the fuck they're called. His little rika-chan will always understand him
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:08 PM       
like you don't have a hobby... I draw those for girls I know
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:08 PM       
Well yeah, look at what he singed up for.

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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:09 PM       
Don't worry, we Japanese will always be there to supply you with imaginary girlfriends.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:09 PM       
Dear Yuki-whatsis, Sephiroth will never manifest in your bedroom late one night and take you away to forever be a one-winged misunderstood hero with a large-breasted girlfriend. I'm sorry.
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:10 PM       
Oh Tadao, are you like the Japanese wish fairy of I-mock now?
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Old Oct 1st, 2008, 04:11 PM       
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