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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 03:18 PM       
Hahahaha, I'm always amazed that the time spent sending animal porn links at random = positive revenue.
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 04:45 PM       
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at least you don't get friend requests from people like "Staci Wetlips" or "Rock Hardchest"
I knew you got my friend request.
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
I'm really hoping I didn't just break my big toe. Stupid George Foreman grill fell out of the pantry from a height of about 2 feet, I took the entire force of it on my toe.

I think I can bend it, but the only sensation coming through is a sort of stinging throb.
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 06:53 PM       
oy i just soiled me knickers
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 06:56 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 07:04 PM       
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I knew you got my friend request.
Send another one or find me on the facebook. Just put SAM = Staci Wetlips this time


I normally don't take the facebook quizes but I did one yesterday.
People who you want to star in a bio-pic movie about your life.

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 07:21 PM       
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1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace
I would pay to see that.
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 07:22 PM       
Except Nancy Grace would probably make money off it.
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 07:43 PM       
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 08:08 PM       
lol, Walmart is indeed a wonderous place full of interesting people. Big-lots has nice variety of species too ^.^
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 08:34 PM       
that really fat lady doing the splits is crazy she looks like if she didn't have a wall in back of her she would just bobble around like one of those kid punching bags
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 08:41 PM       
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I normally don't take the facebook quizes but I did one yesterday.
People who you want to star in a bio-pic movie about your life.

1) You - Jason Schwartzman
2) Love interest - Caroline Rhea
3) Best friend - Chris Benoit
4) Parent - Gilbert Gottfried
5) Enemy - Nancy Grace
I did the same thing yesterday!
It went like this:
1) Me - Robert Crumb
2) Love interest - Bjork
3) Best friend - Tom Waits
4) Parent - Vincent Price
5) Enemy - Joe Don Baker
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 12:29 AM       
I agree with you kitsa about the facebook thing. I blocked requests and posts and still I got invites to the quizes and games. I hate the save the rainforest...save the whales etc apps. I don't see how clicking and sending pixel fish is saving anything.
I deleted my account last month.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 12:35 AM       
I think I have 70 friends on Facebook and almost 20 are set to "hide from news feed." So basically the only updates I see are from people who never do anything on Facebook. I like it.


I don't like when you're planning on visiting your old town because a bunch of people who you don't like expect you to make time to see them.

Call me while I'm in town and if I'm not busy maybe we can hang out.

I'm really going home to visit my nieces and the rest of my family, though I definitely went out of my way to ensure I'd see my old buddy Jon. Our plans, as of now, are "saturday night" and "smoking pot." We'll see what comes of it.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 04:15 AM       
I always wanted vincent price to be my dad too <3
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 11:26 AM       
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Except Nancy Grace would probably make money off it.
I would make sure she didn't get a dime.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
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Just saw that yesterday... Kinda gross sometimes.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 01:14 PM       
I would have taken a pic for that site today if I had my camera ready in time. There was this lady who looked like she was 75 or so...at least 75...in spike heels, black hose and a black miniskirt.

The weird thing was that, from the shoulders down, it looked right. She had great legs, even. But then you looked at her face and... holy shit, it's great-grandma. She was tottering out to her car with a cake box.
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 06:30 PM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 08:52 PM       
are you being ironic
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 10:45 PM       
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Good one.
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Old Aug 29th, 2009, 12:57 AM       
hey whatch'yall doin?
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Old Aug 29th, 2009, 01:13 AM       
that's cool.

I think Wiffles is a character, what aboutch'yall?
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Old Aug 29th, 2009, 01:16 AM       
I'm doing well, MattJack. Thank you for asking.

I don't believe that Wiffles is a character. Just a very sad person.
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Old Aug 29th, 2009, 01:22 AM       
No problemo mi amigo.

Yeah I'm split on that tbh. One half says she's a character, but the other half says she's a Girl Gone Wild on the Internet Forumz.
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