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Old Dec 27th, 2003, 05:15 PM       
Hmm....

So, you ARE a guy.
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Old Dec 28th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
Just duct tape a vibrator to the driver's seat. It has to be pointing up. It works for both guys and girls.
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Old Dec 29th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
No, it wouldn't work.
You can't be hopping up and down while you are trying to drive.
That could be dangerous.
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Old Dec 29th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
I got an idea! Let's do it then tell about it and show pictures and short film clips of it!
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Old Dec 29th, 2003, 11:22 PM       
You don't really have to hop up and down when using a vibrator...
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 12:01 AM       
MissFit probably has never used one because she has never needed to, meaning even she probably has always gotten more than you.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 12:25 AM       
What do you mean even she has gotten more?

Actually you are right, I have never used one-alone anyway.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 02:48 AM       
Oh I'm sorry. Your user-name confused me.
"Even he" I mean.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
No, I'm a she, you were right.
But I was just wondering what you meant by that.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
That you're a WHORE1
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
I didn't read this thread. Sorry.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 05:10 PM       
That your a freak but still get more action then Sicktodeathmx.
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Old Dec 30th, 2003, 06:04 PM       
I'm not a whore, nor am I a freak.
Sorry for the disappointment, I'm sure you'll get over it.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 10:37 AM       
I enjoyed the part when Missfit believed I was being sincere on claiming to be confused about her gender.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:15 AM       
I asked a cop at the restaurant that I work what would happen if I got caught and he said I would go to jail. But then he said that I could do it all I want as long as nobody saw my penis.

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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:52 PM       
Indeed, a crime in itself.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:24 AM       
i once jacked off in my car...i just brought a zip-lock with me and threw it out when i was done.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:26 AM       
oops...didnt mean to do that
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 02:02 PM       
Twice?
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 05:42 PM       
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I used the same ones 4 times last month because I wanted to see what would happen and I was using too much of our house toilet paper. The bottom of the sock was weird and stiff.

How much do you want for it ?
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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
The girl I work with who I have a crush on washes my clothes and she kept it. I don't know why. Ask her.
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 07:42 PM        .
Probably same reason why I wanted to buy it, huh.
That girl sounds like a keeper.
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Old Feb 7th, 2004, 03:22 AM       
Well, thanks for asking. You're cool in my book. I don't have a real book, though. Just this one. It's a bible.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 10:58 PM       
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Just duct tape a vibrator to the driver's seat. It has to be pointing up. It works for both guys and girls.
I worked at a car wash in Jr. High and one day I was cleaning this chix car on the inside and one of the guys told me not to look under the front seat...well curiosity got to me, she had a vibrator with a cigrette lighter pug in. I would find it rather hard to drive and orgazim but that's just me.
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