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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 12:37 PM        Happy Birthday Protoclown!
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 01:03 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 01:40 PM       
Happy birthday Proto.
May the following years be set free of rheumatism, impotence, hemorrhoids, grumpiness towards "those darn young'uns of these days" and other harms that seem to be general among the elderly.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
Happy Birfday, dude.

I found this when I Google'd your name. I LOL'd.
http://protoclownscary.ytmnd.com/
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 08:47 PM       
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T1j6k1hxfcA

A relevant music video.
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:07 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2008, 09:41 PM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I concur with Transformer review- that movie still pisses me off-
thankfully your review has provided more entertainment that crapfest
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after reading it, i feel I have completely wasted my time. mockery implies entertainment or humor, wit even. none of which were present in this article.

if you want something that makes fun of the TF movie and involves humor, go dl the Rifftrax. It takes a stolid lack of a sense of humour to not at least chuckle at "oh crap, they float...".


beyond that, he pretty much covers all the points of a certain point of view that i've seen from a small handful of people across the boards, most of them centered at the official message board. I have no problem with his low opinion of the movie, but his article fails to have any useful relevency towards other people's intelligence as implied by their liking the movie.

Though i did find some entertainment in finding yet another person who tries to rationalize their dislike of the TF movie as putting them on some kind of higher ground by coming up with these asinine comparisons.


in the end, it's an opinion posted on the internet. he's not an original snowflake by any means, and if he didn't like it, that's cool, there's literally millions who did.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 10:58 AM       
I wish I still had that picture of you in the plastic Batman costume from Rog's house. That was epic. Happy Birthday fruitcake.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 01:38 PM       
I hope you had a happy birthday, not a sad birthday.
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 02:42 PM       
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I wish I still had that picture of you in the plastic Batman costume from Rog's house. That was epic. Happy Birthday fruitcake.
Couldn't find that one on my computer, so this photo of the three of us in our moustachetacular glory will have to suffice:

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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 03:36 PM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
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Couldn't find that one on my computer, so this photo of the three of us in our moustachetacular glory will have to suffice:

lol mustaches are awesome
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 06:14 PM       
Thanks guys!!

And Kybo, I had NO IDEA that my review of Transformers started such a heated discussion on some Transformers forums. Thanks for posting that shit, it made my day! haha
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
Happy belated birthday!
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 08:37 PM       
Happy belated birthday Proto!
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Old Jun 10th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
happy birthday, walker
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 12:19 AM       

Finding silly pictures of Proto is a lot like shooting fish in a barrel, it's the sensible ones I can't find. Happy Birthday to that man.
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 12:23 AM       
There really aren't any normal pictures of me. I'm doing something weird in all of them.

In any event, I salute you for finding those. I had them on my hard drive, but I was too damned lazy to look for them.
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 01:07 AM       
Actually, I think you played the normal guy in the very first Count Pop installment. Those might be the only normal pics ever taken of you in the history of the universe. :O

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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 08:27 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 05:18 PM       
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