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Skulhedface · #26

I relinquish the title of World's Laziest Man... if you can't be bothered to sit there for an extra five seconds to get rid of the evidence...

Maybe the solution is to tell him to shit outside. No flushing required, and it's good at getting back at the Joneses... assuming you need to get back at them for something.

AChimp · #27

It's not our fault that the trash floats across the lake.

On a side note, maybe he's just waiting for the shit to dissolve. That way he can crap in it again; he's saving you money, Proto. Give the man a break.

Protoclown · #28

We don't pay for our water here, and he's never had a girlfriend. NONE OF THESE IDEAS WILL WORK, BOO HOO

Jeanette X · #29

How about you decide not to flush? Maybe finding a nice suprise from proto will make him reconsider his practice.

I bet he doesn't wash his hands either.

UnDeath · #30

put a deadbolt lock on the bathroom door, and have the only copy of the key in your possession at all times.

kellychaos · #31

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Originally Posted by AChimp

It's not our fault that the trash floats across the lake.

I wasn't blaming YOU Achimp ... I was merely asking if you could take a pro-active stance for your neighbors in the west ... or south ... whatever the case may be.

HickMan · #32

Just beat the idea of flushing into him and say. "If you ever not flush again, I'll kill you!" and be really serious. Look at him like you're gonna rip off his head.

Zosimus · #33

Proto, tell him to check out this place:

http://www.crappersquarterly.com/crapping101.htm

Mister Sarcastic · #34

Oh yeah THAT'S a cool site.

sadie · #35

um. maybe you should CALL HIS MOM?

Zosimus · #36

[quote="Mister Sarcastic"]Oh yeah THAT'S a cool site.

[/qote]

It is if you are trying to help someone out on their "shitty" roommate toilet-training situation ...I don't recall YOU saying anything that was even remotely worth SHIT ....

sadie · #37

hello? he's mister sarcastic.

Zosimus · #38

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Originally Posted by sadie

hello? he's mister sarcastic.

Totally true. Point taken!

HickMan · #39

Seriously Protoclown just wrestle him. Beat his ass until he gets the idea.

Perfect Suspect · #40

Simply next time he goes to the bathroom, lock him from the inside (door leaned on handel) and don't let him out until he flushes, do that a couple times, then he'll just do it by himself. It's like a rat with a electric cheese experiment.