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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:37 PM        I got a problem
Sorry for posting this here, but I'm having a major problem.

My computer won't load.

I found a help thing off the internet, but it requires me to go into MS DOS, which I don't know how to do from the startup sequence.

Right in the middle of loading Windows, my computer suddenly putzes and displays the message

"The following file is missing or corrupt, please install a copy of the file <windows 2000 root>\system32\ntoskrnl.exe"

I'd greatly appreciate some help as soon as possible.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
if you think anyone here wants to help you with your computer problems...

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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:42 PM       
Open up the case and remove that big green card. You don't need that.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:43 PM       
Your fucked. Just throw out your computer and dont buy a new one couse the same thing will happen. Just stay the fuck away from any computer or similar electronics cause its all your fault you little scumbag.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
I'm not asking you for help, douchebag.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:46 PM       
uh oh, robo's pulling out the big guns now.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
If you're not going to help, get out of the thread.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
Damn it you gaylord, read a manual or go to a computer store. Why the fuck are you asking us?
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:57 PM       
OOH! MR. STAY-ON-TOPIC MAN!

I think we should start talking about cheese or monkeys or something else way more important than Robo's computer, just because he had the audacity to ask people to stay on topic. If only he could, just once.


That, or he could just find a copy of that file like a smart person would, and this thread could just float to the back of the list.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 08:58 PM       
you don't get it. nobody is going to help you, at least not anybody with a shred of dignity. someone like crunch on the other hand...
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
I think if you hit F8 it during boot up you'll be able to get to command prompt. From there you can copy the file.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
I'm glad there's assholes like you for me to laugh at.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 09:05 PM       
You are one of the saddest losers I've had the displeasure to meet. I bet you collect Beyblades.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
I thought his problem was no one liked him. I guess that's not as major as him nerdy computer needs. Robo, are you sure the problem is no one likes you?
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 10:34 PM       
I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of both of you in real life
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
did u try sound tests advice
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 10:47 PM       
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I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of both of you in real life
I hope Robo isn't being serious, dude. That'd be just sad. I've seen his picture, and he looks like the kid who would just cower his head down and do the "Blind windmill" as the back of his skull is pounded with potshots. But that's giving him the benefit of the doubt.
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Old Apr 28th, 2003, 11:48 PM       
To get a DOS prompt you need to have a boot disk. You can make one with any computer that has windows 98.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 12:42 AM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 01:39 AM       
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I'm pretty sure I could beat the shit out of both of you in real life
Robo, if you're gonna be saying lame shit like that as often as you do (which is one of the dumbest things you can ever do online), you're gonna need to find a board where people haven't seen your fucking ugly pic.

But seriously, stop making an ass of yourself with shit like this. If you EVER wanted to stop being ridiculed on here you've just set yourself even further back.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 06:16 AM       
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 07:24 AM       
If your internet doesnt work. how are you posting now?

the next reply will be "u fucking retard LOL i sed i was having problems not it doesnt work, dick face LOL"
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 07:27 AM       
He's probably sneaking onto his Daddy's computer.
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Old Apr 29th, 2003, 07:49 AM       
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