If one is to believe those
hooligans in
New Zealand,
Wilbur and
Orville were
not the first to conquer the sky.
Apparently,
Richard Pearse flew a gasoline powered,
prop-driven airplane eight months before the two brothers made their
less-than-historic journey over the sands of
Kill Devil Hills,
NC.
Tsk, tsk. There
's really only one solution to this challenge to
America's supremacy in the realm of world records. We must
obliterate New Zealand, and with it, all their phony history books. The nerve of those
kiwi-sucking bastards.
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