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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 12:23 PM        I can tell everyone here is nervous about the election....
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 12:36 PM       
The question is, are you? It's pretty much a dead heat right now. Isn't that long ways from the days when you asked in a post iof anyone could forsee any scenario in which W could possibly loose?

Does it shake your blind simple faith in your ability to predict the future? Is their the slightest shade of that very human quality, doubt, edging in around the edges of your certainty? Or are you still the same human cinder block you've always been?
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 12:36 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 12:41 PM       
I think once you tally the Americans who hate W and and actually took the time to watch all 3 debates, you'll find that Kerry will take the victory at...hmm....my guess is 58%-42% I think Kerry has recently swayed many voters with his thoughts and ideas, plus he already has the votes of-The Abortion lovers-blacks-women-democrats-middle class-poor-etc.. Rightfully so, I think that John Kerry will be the one to "Take home the gold".
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 12:59 PM       
58-42? That's far too wide a margin. The only way Kerry could pull that off is if he developed a breed of puppy that shits money.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 01:33 PM       
It's true. I don't make up political information and pull falsehoods out of my butt-That's the job for the republicans.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 01:44 PM       
Ummmm, just whose numbers are those? And lets not try to compare the tactics of parties. I don't see the Democrats winning any honesty awards anytime soon.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 01:53 PM       
some people are beginning to think the same way:

http://www.workingforchange.com/arti...m?itemid=17880
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:02 PM       
Im showing 47.875% - 46.125% in Bush's favor... or is that just my republican math - using real numbers and all?

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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:05 PM       
You really can't average the numbers on polls because they're all conducted differently, and you can't really get away with running out more decimal places than the numbers you start with, but the general idea is that it's about even.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
Well - unfortunately for democrats living in squallor in major metropolitan area, and waiting for their next handout, our wise forefathers created the electoral college, so that people who have jobs and pay taxes might also have a say in the matter:

http://www.electoral-vote.com/

Current numbers look grim... better start donating to the legal recount fund.

Kerry 228 Bush 284
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:25 PM       
Well, naturally. As we all know, the people who have jobs and pay taxes are Republican, and not a single one of them could possibly have any cause to cast their vote against Bush. It's only the poor negroes in the city who are too lazy to get jobs that will vote for Kerry.

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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
Now thats not what I said young man. Perhaps you should re-read what I wrote.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:49 PM       
HERE'S A ROCKIN NEW POLL THINGY...
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:49 PM       
Perhaps you should buy a sarcasm detector.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
I guess that's how they do it up north. :/
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 05:03 PM       
Oh I get it. You're not very good at that.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
You crazy republicans and your theories about the "economy's greatness", "Bush's popularity", and "Stardust and moonbeams" I think you oughtta recount reality and remember that when you think of voteing for Bush...you are in a sense killing butterflies.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
Your metaphor makes no sense. Just stop talking and quit making the rest of us look like idiots for being associated with you.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 06:39 PM       
You are stupid.
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
Commendable comeback, Ricky. Will you write a book for me?
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
How can we take any polls seriously when they only poll likely voters? I mean, this election is going to have a bigger turn out than any other election in our lifetimes, isn't safe to assume that many of people who are going to vote do not meet the criteria for a likely voter?
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 07:34 PM       
Very well put, Big. I couldn't agree with you more.....unless ofcourse you told Emu that he was stupid.
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