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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:26 PM       
I just saw the worst game trailer ever made:

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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:27 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:28 PM       
How Would You Like To Be A Zombie? Cyborg Arm Games breaks the zombie video game mold with their new PC first person shooter: Cry of the Infected. In a unique twist on zombie games, gamers can feel what it might be like to be a raging zombie. An entire city of civilians has been turned into zombie-like creatures as a result of a biological warfare experiment gone wrong.

Gamers play as Robert, a man trying to find his missing wife in a city torn apart by the zombie outbreak. Groups of soldiers shoot anything that moves out of their own fear and loss of control. Some zombies attack their own kind in fits of agony. Perhaps worst of all is the crushing hopelessness that Robert must overcome as he rips and tears his way through this abandoned city.

Cry of the Infected is a PC first person shooter featuring a unique story told through 1-2 hours of gameplay, plus an alternate ending and unlockable content. It is available for only $4 for immediate download through our website
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:29 PM       
Zombies eat their wives.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:31 PM       
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How Would You Like To Be A Zombie? Cyborg Arm Games breaks the zombie video game mold with their new PC first person shooter: Cry of the Infected. In a unique twist on zombie games, gamers can feel what it might be like to be a raging zombie. An entire city of civilians has been turned into zombie-like creatures as a result of a biological warfare experiment gone wrong.

Gamers play as Robert, a man trying to find his missing wife in a city torn apart by the zombie outbreak. Groups of soldiers shoot anything that moves out of their own fear and loss of control. Some zombies attack their own kind in fits of agony. Perhaps worst of all is the crushing hopelessness that Robert must overcome as he rips and tears his way through this abandoned city.

Cry of the Infected is a PC first person shooter featuring a unique story told through 1-2 hours of gameplay, plus an alternate ending and unlockable content. It is available for only $4 for immediate download through our website
See, that's unrealistic. No one would ever go back into a zombie infested town to find their wife.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:32 PM       
By the way Pub, check the new members thread. Your wish has come true.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:33 PM       
Even a zombie? That's like a people going back into a people infected town.

WHERE'S MY WIFE
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:33 PM       
He wouldn't be able to get passed all the punk-ass kids jumping the wall with their daddy's shotgun.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
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By the way Pub, check the new members thread. Your wish has come true.
I saw, yeah Bradford is a shit hole.

All the info I wanted.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
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I saw, yeah Bradford is a shit hole.

All the info I wanted.
Seriously, EVERY single person I talk to here in Bradford asks me where I from and this is the exchange that never differs:

"So I detect by your accent that you're not from here...American? Canadian?"
"I'm American actually, from California."
*Eyes grow wide* "EH?! What the hell are you doing in Bradford?"

It makes me that much more homesick.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 06:46 PM       
Now that I know you're not hating on any of the towns I like, I feel less inclined to dislike you.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 07:25 PM       
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE ASIAN PEOPLE I SEE EVERY DAY:

YOU'RE IN AMERICA NOW. TRAFFIC DIRECTIONALITY GENERALLY ALSO APPLIES TO SIDEWALKS, HALLWAYS, AND STAIRCASES.

AND YOU'RE THE WRONG ONE, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO GO AROUND YOU?
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 07:29 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 07:29 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 07:30 PM       
Seriously these fucking exchange students from Hong Kong and Japan not only stick to the left side still, but I see literally throngs of people having to manuever around one or two of them on the sidewalk. What the heck jerks
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 07:32 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 08:06 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 08:45 PM       
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See, that's unrealistic. No one would ever go back into a zombie infested town to find their wife.
Pshaw, I'd go into a zombie city to save MY wife. Gives me an excuse to bash some more zombies. Oh, and I guess save my wife.
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Pshaw, I'd go into a zombie city to save MY wife. Gives me an excuse to bash some more zombies. Oh, and I guess save my wife.
You're one of the 16 year olds with the borrowed hunting rifle I mentioned.

ALSO, WOULD YOU TRY AND SAVE YOUR WIFE IF YOU WERE A ZOMBIE WITH ALL THE MURDER/BRAINLUST THAT ZOMBIES UNFAILINGLY POSSESS?
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