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zeldasbiggestfan zeldasbiggestfan is offline
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:11 PM       
Bought? No. There was no buying. Thats all shit I found. Seriously. Im sorry Seth.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:12 PM       
kept waiting for the pics of the rest of the gifts. what a load. you got screwed sethomas. but the story was superb
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:21 PM       
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY SOMETHING.

I HOPE SOMEONE SHOOTS YOUR OTHER EYE.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:22 PM       
Zooks already said it.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:23 PM       
zbf, you're such a jerk >;

and sethomas, that was fun-eeh ;o
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:27 PM       
yes it was...loool. i thought he wud just post pics of what he got and thats it.

But you made it enjoyable..nice bowtie

mystie make a story already from my crap!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
Whoever got ZBF, if you haven't sent their present off already... shit in a box and send it.

"Seriously. I'm Sorry" bullshit!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:33 PM       
ZBF, you cheap douche! I can't wait to see what story my receiver comes up with.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:43 PM       
You cunts need to not buy shitty presents. If you're going to be a cheap bitch at least buy some food.

Edit: wait you FOUND that crap? fuck you in the neck
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:52 PM       
I'M MAD I DIDN'T GET MINE YET. DAMN THIS GIFT EXCHANGE TO HELL

I'm waiting on the edge of my seat to get mine! I just hope I don't have some fag gift.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 10:06 PM       
ZBF - sorry you thought my gift was crap. i actually spent a lot of time looking for that shit to send you.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 10:15 PM       
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i got mines

thank you preechr. you made me laugh and hate you all from one box. i'm going to be cleaning up bouncy balls every day of my life for at least the next 8 years.
Wars take bawls... LOTS of bawls.

The old man that ran the vending machine company next door to my office retired, and he threw a metric ton of those away. It was the coolest thing EVER. I had to share the love. Dogs can pass them. I hope babies can too.
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mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 10:22 PM       
hehehe i so wish I could've seen them bouncing all over. How did you make it so they all fell out though?
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 10:35 PM       
They just do that naturally.

I helped though by loading them up on the bottom of the box and filling the top space up with styrofoam peanuts. I was hoping she'd dump the box out, but I figured she has a kid. That was my back-up plan.
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mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 11:09 PM       
the kid won.

he also tried to eat the styrofoam.

i will be posting snaps soon. i gotta get my hubby involved and he just doesn't understand this wacky internet stuff i do.

also, if you haven't gotten a gift from me it's because i'm a jerk, but i will make it up to you i promise, secret, just ask seth. i'm planning on going out in a blizzard tomorrow to complete my task. i will send it super priority fast overnight whatever shipping i have to to make sure that it gets to you swiftly. pinky swear.

i mean, god forbid i get banned for eternity from this place. it would be kinda funny, though.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 11:35 PM       
Grislygus, you half-ass this now!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 11:52 PM       
Seth, that was fucking awesome.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:24 AM       
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yes it was...loool. i thought he wud just post pics of what he got and thats it.

But you made it enjoyable..nice bowtie

mystie make a story already from my crap!
I can't I'm.... too drunk......
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:52 AM       
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Bought? No. There was no buying. Thats all shit I found. Seriously. Im sorry Seth.
Zelda, you have broken the rules. The contest specifically stated that you needed to purchase a gift that was valued between $15 and $30. Since you just found some random crap, which doesn't even work and you can't prove it is worth $15, I'm giving you two options:

1) You send out a new gift to Seth immediately. And I mean BUY a gift that's worth at least $15.00

or

2) You get banned.

The choice is yours. I realize you're fairly new here (and young) so perhaps you didn't "get it" but the fact remains that you didn't play by the rules and what you did was shitty, so action is being taken.

Seth, that's extremely cool of you to play along with the gift you got and your story was fucking hilarious. Excellent work.

Microshock, I just sent you a PM because your package is at your post office. Your secret santa just notified me because they attempted to deliver it to you and now it's being held at the post office since you weren't there. Details are in my PM.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:54 AM       
id say not to give him an option at all, but then seth wouldnt get anything cool :/
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:59 AM       
No shit. It's not like anyone of importance broke any rules. It's a great excuse to finally ban the retard.

Hey! You retracted the second part of your post.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:02 AM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:08 AM       
I would too, but now no one will know how generous you were feeling for those 5 minutes or so.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:08 AM       
nah i saw it, noob3 wants to sucks rog's balls ;o
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:13 AM       


That's what I got. I'll make with the storytime by the end of the week.
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