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Old Nov 27th, 2003, 11:10 PM        Need Tips...HEATHER- (OperationScuz) do NOT read this...
(Heather if you're reading this, stop now. I promise you that you don't want to read this. You WILL throw up.)

Ok, I'm going to be blunt here. I need tips on how to give a good bj. I know I probably won't get one real bit of advice from you guys, but I figured it was worth a shot since you're all a bunch of horny guys who probably whack off at least five times a day.

I tried this last night, and it looked easy in every porno I'd seen, but I think I sucked at it (no pun intended) because he didn't get off too much. He claimed it was just because he was trying not to nut in his car, but I didn't even think guys could control that.

I really like this guy, so now I'm trying to get better at this to make him happy. I'm a beginner (obviously), so I need all the coaching I can get. If you decide to help me, thanks a bunch. If you mock me, well...I get what I deserve for posting this on a site called i-mockery, now don't I? But oh well.
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Old Nov 28th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
I thought that you posted this before Scuz posted it at first.
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Old Nov 28th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
HAHAHAH LOL @ REPETITION
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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
So is anyone going to help me or not?
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 01:30 AM       
What you need to do is when you are coming up from going down move your tounge in a zig zag around the shaft of his pen0r.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
its all about stamina
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