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ProfessorCool · #1

Because when it comes to this, there should be a recall!!!

:rimshot

Hi gang, welcome to the Professor Cool All Purpose Post, or the PCAPP. Here's a hilarious mnemonic device to remember this.

Percy
Can't
Apply
Proper
Pleasure

Ha Ha! Oh that percy!

What's this, leaving so soon, oh no come hear and chate we have three great subjects for you to speak of.

* The Hamburgerler
* Anecdotes that include the subject but not involving the Elderly
* Breakfast Accidents

Intresting Topics for Intresting People.

Oh won't you stay
Just a little bit longer!

Heck, if you just want to sing that's okay, this is my thread, so sit back, relax, we got peppermint pattys over in that dish next to the speakers. Enjoy!

Note: Party Poopers will get the Scooper, if you catch my drift, KellyChaos.

Mr. Vagiclean · #2

IT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME

Spectre X · #3

I nearly broke my ankle trying to eat my choco pops. Breakfast these days is so much more dangerous than it used to be in the old days.

Why, in the old days, a man could even eat breakfast outside on the porch without having to fear for something like getting beaten up by the bits of marshmellow in your cereal.

These days though, I'd consider myself lucky if my milk doesn't try to strangle me into submission after which it'll sell me to some German homosexual self-help guru who will force me to be his gimp.