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mburbank · #1

"Der Kulturkampf"

"Nationalist blogging for a free market, for a cultural identity, for international human rights, and for God; the cultural struggle brought to the 21st century."

Now THERE's a mission statement!

Hey, I gots a question for you Mr. Verville!

If your Blog is a nationalist Blog, and your nation of origin is the U.S.of A, how come the name of your blog is GERMAN?!? Kould there be a sekret message Kontained in your Knom de Kguerre?

Maybe your Blog is a National Socialist blog!!

Geggy · #2

Oops! pressed the "reply" button instead of "new topic"...

Emu · #3

Wait, I'm confused. Is The Klap Korean or is he just stationed there?

mburbank · #4

I know, it's Konfusing! Kiki says that while he is stationed in Korea, he is an AmeriKan white man! He just talks like the instructions for some Korean made meKaniKal device!! And the title of his blog is GERMAN! I think he is a Kloset KnaziK!

Kulturkampf · #5

I used the titleebcause it is a unique word that is descriptive of the time we live in -- a cultural struggle. I explained it earlier.

I am not a Nazi.

And I am an American stationed in Korea, and I do love Korea.

Kulturkampf · #6

Side note:

I am away from my home for two weeks, and thus I am incapabl eof updating my blog due to some odd restrictions that a PC방 (internet cafe) currently has, but I am going to go searching around and find a PC방 that will let me update it.

The blog very well could be without updates for a whole two weeks if this persists, but I promise that I will not faulter in the future and it will be a successful, archived, and luxuriously categorized case against your beliefs.

I love it and I get a mental orgasm when I think about it.

It is going to be terrific.

mburbank · #7

Well, after you've had your mental orgasm in the internet kafe (and can I just say yuck) you can ponder why only a German word explains your American feelings. Personally, I think you're a nazi and a coward because you don't want people to know you're a Nazi. Can you at least admit you're a White Supremacist and a self hating Homo?

Kulturkampf · #8

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Originally Posted by mburbank

Well, after you've had your mental orgasm in the internet kafe (and can I just say yuck) you can ponder why only a German word explains your American feelings. Personally, I think you're a nazi and a coward because you don't want people to know you're a Nazi. Can you at least admit you're a White Supremacist and a self hating Homo?

I do not admit what isn't true.

I am a fanatic for Korea! Such a great country and a great people, and I love them all; I am in no way associated with those movements!

Furthermore, I love women and never have the desire to do sex with men!

Could you just admit that you fabricate bizarre ideas in your mind and try to apply them to a debate?

Come to Korea and you can have a covnersation with me in person if yuo do not beleive I am a person!

Also, I have calling cards -- I will call yuour house and say hi for a few minutes if uwant,

ANY ONE OF YOU!

I promise -- I will call and you can speak to Kulturkampf the pinkest flamingo!

glowbelly · #9

can you make my dentist appointment for me? it HAS to be a friday. thanks.

mburbank · #10

You know I'm starting to think you have some secret meaning to this whole pink flamingo thing that you know but we don't because it's your secret. I think that's pretty rude.

Do you like Korean men? Or just the ladies? Would you favor wide scale immigration of Koreans to Amerika? What if within their Kommunities the didn't speak English?

I think you're just really afraid you like boys.

Chojin · #11

No, he hates them, because none of them can kiss right.

Kulturkampf · #12

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Originally Posted by mburbank

You know I'm starting to think you have some secret meaning to this whole pink flamingo thing that you know but we don't because it's your secret. I think that's pretty rude.

Do you like Korean men? Or just the ladies? Would you favor wide scale immigration of Koreans to Amerika? What if within their Kommunities the didn't speak English?

I think you're just really afraid you like boys.

I will stay in America, and they can stay in Korea; Korea has many laws in place that require us to have special teaching Visas that must be renewed annually so as to keep the rabble from staying too long. I could only stay here indefinitely if I married a Korean. However, I would not be a citizen so I would not be allowed to own real estate.

Some countries care for the domestic population and try to accomodate foreigners, as opposed to sell away the birth-rates of the people.

I am not a gay.

Chojin · #13

But can you marry a korean dude? That's the big question, isn't it?

I hope he's a good kisser.

Kulturkampf · #14

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Originally Posted by Chojin

But can you marry a korean dude? That's the big question, isn't it?

I hope he's a good kisser.

Korea, unlike some other nations, respects the sanctity of marriage.

So no, I could not marry a Korean guy.

Emu · #15

Our poor nation. What with its quickie marriages, abhorrantly high divorce rates, single mothers and fatherless children. Personally, I think gays fucking is the LEAST of our problems.

Kulturkampf · #16

All of this goes back to a cultural struggle.

Kulturkampf.

There was a time when the American people had higher regard for values and morals.

This brings us back to the topic of the post:

Kiki has a blog.

And it is:

D E R K U L T U R K A M P F

Emu · #17

But you didn't answer my question. How the fuck can you say something like that and call me a fucking fascist?

http://politicalcompass.org/ Just because I'm a sucker for pain, please go here and take this test for me, then get a screenshot of your results. I am desperately curious to see.

Chojin · #18

You didn't ask me, but!

Apparently the Dalai Lama and I would get along :< I saw him once ;<

Emu · #19

There was a better test that had the grid dissected into different parts. Depending on where you landed, you could be in socialist/liberal/libertarian/moderate/conservative/fascist/racist. I wish I could find it.

For the sake of interest:

Edit: Nevermind, I found it. http://www.okcupid.com/politics

ziggytrix · #20

Economic Left/Right: -6.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.82

as for the okcupid test... i sense a bias "32. Books with potentially deadly knowledge (like instructions for making awesome bombs) should be regulated."

and it called me a democrat that touches the centrist bubble, when i thought i was a centrist that voted democrat out of lack of options.

Emu · #21

Yeah, see. Take this one, Kultur.

Chojin · #22

WHY IS ANARCHO-CAPITALIST NOT ON THIS THING!!!

You are a Social Liberal (75% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal (30% permissive)
You are best described as a: Democrat

hoo-ray for pidgeon-holing ourselves.