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Old Apr 5th, 2010, 09:58 AM       
Yakuza: Battles without honor or humanity

Yojimbo

Krull

Willow

Highlander

Original Clash of the Titans

Big Trouble in little china

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone

Conan The Barbarian

Cobra

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Old Apr 5th, 2010, 11:36 AM       
I also think you should start with older movies first then move onto newer ones.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 12:51 AM       
I say start with the pre 70s movies, then skip straight to the 90s and watch 90s to present, then finish off by working backwards through the 80s into the 70s. That should give you a proper incline of badass.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 06:51 AM       
<guilty pleasure alert>

If you like scifi, I've always thought Timecop was pretty badass. Van Damme provides a different level of "badass" than Stallone or Ahnold.

PS - welcome back JOAT.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 07:51 AM       
Was Demolition Man mentioned? If it was I missed it, if it wasn't then I recommend Demolition Man

No shame in Timecop, while you have to suffer through Van Damme, you also get to see Mia Sara
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 12:55 PM       
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Was Demolition Man mentioned? If it was I missed it, if it wasn't then I recommend Demolition Man
Demo man is worth it for the initial "sex" scene with Sandra Bullock. Also, use the 3 seashells.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 01:18 PM       
JCVD is my favourite, why all the hate?
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 02:34 PM       
Cause he's an asshole in real life, like Russel Crowe.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 03:22 PM       
Van Damme is like a box of chocolates.

Belgian on the outside - soft and squishy on the inside.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 03:25 PM       
I just started watching Spacehunter. I'm loving it.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 03:41 PM       
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Was Demolition Man mentioned? If it was I missed it, if it wasn't then I recommend Demolition Man

No shame in Timecop, while you have to suffer through Van Damme, you also get to see Mia Sara
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nothing wrong with time cop. it's a great movie. Van Damme actually acted very well in it.
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Old Apr 7th, 2010, 03:49 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:07 AM       
Dude Saps I have some super macho movies for you right here



Pink Flamingos
Vegas In Space
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Leeches!
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
TransAmerica
Boys Don't Cry
Southern Comfort
Glen or Glenda?
Let Me Die a Woman
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:47 AM       
get it because those movies aren't 'macho'
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 02:14 AM       
Sure, and next you'll tell me that Dog's Day Afternoon isn't macho either, you biased fuck
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 09:04 AM       
You forgot "To Wong Foo, thanks for everything!" Julie Newmar.

but seriously watch Terror Firmer because it is the most B.A. movie ever.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 03:33 PM       
Lost in Translation was a bad ass movie......If you consider an old man and a young girl having a romance to be bad ass!

Go Bill Murray! Woo Hoo!

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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 02:11 PM       
No Country for Old Men is pretty much the baddest movie ever.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:42 PM       
Did anyone say Sin City?

We're going to need a progress bar JOAT.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 04:13 PM       
^ Sin City has my vote!
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 05:13 PM       
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I personally would never watch this, but it looks commonly badass, enough at least for you.
I watched part of this when I was fucked up via Comcast On-Demand. It's definitely worth watching over some beers or smoke with a few of your friends.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 05:31 PM       
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Did anyone say Sin City?

We're going to need a progress bar JOAT.
Winner!

Spoilers!


Posibly NSFW if you work at a nunnery or something.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 05:43 PM       
^ Man, I remember seeing the preview for Sin city the first time as it were a dream. Fireworks that exploded into various alcohol couldn't have put a bigger smile on my face than Sin City.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 06:15 PM       
I hope JOAT is taking notes. You guys are giving him gold here.

Enter the Dragon. Haven't seen any Bruce Lee listed yet.
Taken. Liam Neeson still kicking ass at 56? Yep.
Dead Heat. Zombies can kick ass too.

The Delta Force. No Chuck Norris yet either? Hmm...
Kickboxer 3. I'm told that Sasha Mitchell is a jerk, but he's good in the movie.
The Dirty Dozen. Classic badass movie.
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