I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, math, now you're just pulling shit out of your ass.

[Fathom Zero]

You don't know how to do that?

[Guitar Woman]

I do, it's just that this senseless roundabout way of solving equations is completely retarded and worthless and a waste of time

[Esuohlim]

will i be paid for this

[Guitar Woman]

no, because I clicked "help me solve this" which you can do an infinite number of times but it changes the equation slightly every time so you have to work the answer out for yourself

I need more amphetamines

[Kitsa]

that looks very familiar, your school must use the same program Mr Kitsa's did.

[Guitar Woman]

MyMathLab or CourseCompass I dunno

[Kitsa]

I think it was MathLab.

[Babs]

The majority of online courses look like that.

[Fathom Zero]

My course did and I failed because it's an abysmal shit pile of a program.

[Otto]

Ugh, motherfucking Course Compass.

Multiple answer equations were the worst. If you got one answer wrong you had to answer all of the other parts before you could redo it.

[Grislygus]

i didn't even know that i pulled my phone out last night, let alone that i posted. great. according to my 'sent' cache, my friends recieved a long line of incoherent texts


so i've become the drunk texter, the guy I hate.

[Grislygus]

and that's mathlab, i've had to use it as well.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.coursecompass.com/

MyMathLab. Yeah, they do other stuff, too, probably just as badly.

[Otto]

They have another thing called "MyPoliSciLab" which I had to use for an American Government course. It was impossible to navigate and the "multimedia experiences" (which were pretty much just slideshows with quizzes attached) left out key information needed to answer questions.

But it did shows clips from the Colbert Report.

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't know, it seemed kind of rational and reasonable to me.

Making you do the same thing with slightly different numbers over and over again is fairly standard for any math class. Math is mostly repetition and memorization up until calculus, and then it gets interesting. And difficult.

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

MyMathLab

I thought this said MyMethLab

I had a class called "Materials and Methods Laboratory" once and it was shortened officially as "Mat/Meth Lab" when referenced on other documents and transcripts.

[Wiffles]

I hope Tadao wasnt the professor of the said lab ^.^;

[Fathom Zero]

Hey wiffles bby how u doin

[Wiffles]

Just average, I ate pizza and stuff. And watching documentaries about teh universe ^.^

And you my good sir?

[Fathom Zero]

Listening to some Robert Palmer LPs on my new turntable. And eating hotdogs. :D

It's a pretty good morning so far.

[Kitsa]

I've had a shitty one so far. I had a massive acrylic display cabinet that housed a collection of Japanese miniatures, but I guess my cat needed that shelf to get to the window

It's going to cost like $150 to replace it, and that's a conservative estimate. Like I have money!

[Zhukov]

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Listening to some Robert Palmer LPs on my new turntable.

OMG what wheels of steel did you get?!?!!?


Kitsa, I take it the cat jumped on it and caused it to topple? What do you mean by japanese minatures, like, gundam or something?

[Fathom Zero]

Fuck cats.

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

OMG what wheels of steel did you get?!?!!?

New to me. It belonged to my grandparents, including der speakers. As far as wheels of steel - yeah, these don't really qualify.

Propa-style turntables are on my list of things to get sooner or later, though. TECHNICS, MOTHAFUCKAH. Though, I kinda want a Roland 808.