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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 03:56 PM        Back (sorta)
Hi guys,

I've been thinking, and life has never been the same without all of you to mock me to death while posing as Irish black men-pirates.

Also, I can't get an erection. I've tried everything- slamming it in car doors, stomping on it, even sawing it off. I don't know why I thought it would become firm by doing that, but once it left my body it was definitely a piece of dead wood. I tried calling my name, but it won't come to me- it just lays there while the neighborhood dog humps on it. Right now it looks like a piece of beef jerky someone jacked off to and posted on Xtube.

Have you ever played Backgammon?
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 03:58 PM       
medication, to block out your desire to made fun of?
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 04:23 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 06:15 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 07:18 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 08:25 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 11:14 PM       
why would somoene want to be an expert on baby carriages anyways
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 11:21 PM       
I don't remember you, sir, perhaps if you posted a picture of the avatar you once had I can use it to attribute the negative connotations I'm sure I have about you.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 01:20 AM       
he's like jonathan clement lite
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 03:45 AM       
I love the exploding pus pockets on your avatar, Executioneer.

Hey, my name is a reference to my frustration with Macs, not baby carriages at all. I bought a bunch of RAM for an LCII in the early 90's and couldn't get more than 256 colors on the monitor. So I zapped the PRAM (holding down three keys, or maybe it was eight- I usually just mashed down as many as I could with my forearms) and it was to no avail.

Turns out, the monitor, itself, could only support 8 bit color.

This was a bedtime story. Nighty night, little guy. If you get too hot in your footie jam-jams, there's an extra blanket at the foot of the bed.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 04:56 AM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 06:42 AM       
if it's supposed to be PRAM how come it's not all caps in your username damn it

don't lie you are the master of baby buggies
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 11:04 AM       
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why would somoene want to be an expert on baby carriages anyways
A discriminating and picky pedophile?
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 02:22 PM       
256 colours was pretty much cutting edge in the early 90s.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 03:13 PM       
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That was shit.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 08:24 PM       
What the shit is this?
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 10:02 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 10:40 PM       
I remember this Pram person a little. Are we enimies to the death or are you the one who fathered my baby? I forget.
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 10:43 PM       
If it has Downs we could narrow the search down to half the forums.
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 01:05 PM       
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If you get too hot in your footie jam-jams, there's an extra blanket at the foot of the bed.
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how would that solve anything?
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 01:50 PM       
i guess they're cold blankets or something?
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