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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 04:45 PM       
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I like arts and crafts, boiling water is one of my specialties, strip down and get in the bath.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 04:47 PM       
Do you read books, are you happy to be ignored while i work?
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 04:58 PM       
I've had a shitty day and now I feel like I need alcohol.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 04:59 PM       
Yes and yes. But I will never leave the U.S. as I get free money here for sitting on my ass.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:00 PM       
Kitsa! You say you don't want to be in an internet three way yet here you are. Stop playing hard to get
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:04 PM       
I'm not getting between you- you guys have at it. I'm just gonna sit here with my drink.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:06 PM       
Pfft, there is a whole ocean between us.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:13 PM       
Well, whatever.

I like whiskey that has that kind of slow-burn <3

Today I was at a burrito place and was going through the line, noncommittal polite, and the burrito guy was trying to mack on this chick behind me. She had on these really tight gray yoga pants with a thong, and they were like 2 sizes too small so her ass stuck way out. He got so busy flirting with her that he forgot what he was doing with us and our food sucked.

Then he forgot to give us forks and when I went back up to ask for some he just tossed them at me, literally tossed them at me. And the girl wasn't even interested in him, she was out of his league. Probably trying to see if she could get a free meal or something, I don't know, it was a pretty fakey giggle.

And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:18 PM       
Alcohol makes me feel boisterous and invincible!

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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:21 PM       
I intend to spend a great deal of the holidays drunk.

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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:22 PM       
I think I'll drink some vodka. Yay a three way over the internet! Score!
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:23 PM       
There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:26 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:27 PM       
That was always my favorite goal celebration tune in NHL 95, and it wasn't until yesterday when my friend told me that it's based on Irish drinking song
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
the best irish drinking song is fuck you I'm drunk

fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
pour my beer down the sink
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