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Old May 5th, 2003, 10:10 PM        I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO GIRLS BEFORE THEY CAN BE YOUR GIRLFRIND
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Old May 5th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:38 AM       
Just practice by talkign to yourself a lot, that's what I'm gonna do

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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
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Old May 6th, 2003, 01:19 AM       
WILLIE YOUR THEORY IS RADICAL AND TOO EXTREME, YOU HAVE THOUGHT TOO FAR OUTSIDE THE BOX

I WILL KEEP APPLYING MY PREVIOUS METHOD OF TRYING TO GET GIRLS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND BY NOT TALKING TO THEM AT ALL EVER AND FANTASIZING ABOUT THEM, THAT IS THE TIME TESTED METHOD.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 04:10 AM       
Is talking a new slang term for walking up behand them, putting your penis in thier hair and then saying how much you like it when grandma comes over for foot rubs?


Because if it does I have me ALOT of fine honeys!!
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Old May 6th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
and every one of those honeys is even more stupid than you. that's sad.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 10:58 AM       
I keep a pocket full of Werther's and invite them to pony rides.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:08 AM       
that's one shriveled-up pony you've got there, gramps.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:13 AM       
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:18 AM       
If we really do have to talk to them, what are the appropriate topics?
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:21 AM       
Pony rides, Britney Spears, ice cream, unicorns ...
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:31 AM       
Then they can fucking forget it.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:37 AM       
JUST BE YOURSELF. how hard is it? scared?
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:48 AM       
Say!:snap ... that's just crazy enough to work.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
Being myself & talking to girls at the same time...

No, that is too, damn, ludicrous.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:04 PM       
WILLIE, THIS IS AN URGENT TEXT MESSAGE FOR YOU!!

I DO NOT KNOW WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS NEW PLAN, BUT YOU HAVE BEEN DECEVIED MY FRIEND! IT IS ILL-ADVISED TO ACTUALLY GO UP AND TALK TO GIRLS!!

I WARN YOU, MY MAN, IF YOU DO THIS THING: THE GIRLS MAY IN FACT FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE A NERD (IF YOU ARE A NERD, WE ARE BEING HYPOTHETICAL HERE ) OR THAT YOU ARE IN FACT BORING AND UNINTERESTING ALTOGETHER (ONCE AGAIN HYPOTHETICAL). IF THIS HAPPENS, THESE GIRLS WILL CONTACT ALL THE OTHER GRILS ON THE SECRAT FEMALE NETWORK AND THEN IT IS "CURTAINS" FOR YOU MY FRIEND!

TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS, BUDDY. YOU ARE BETTER OFF ADMIRING THEM FROM AFAR.

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Old May 6th, 2003, 12:25 PM       
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IF THIS HAPPENS, THESE GIRLS WILL CONTACT ALL THE OTHER GRILS ON THE SECRAT FEMALE NETWORK AND THEN IT IS "CURTAINS" FOR YOU MY FRIEND!

CONSPIRACY!! I knew it. Have you uncovered some of the other big secrets like ... Where did all the girls go to in the sixth grade when all the boys were sent to the gynasium to watch "E.T."?
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Old May 6th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
Try the middle road: Going to match.com and talking to them over the internet. Thats how I met my bf.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 03:24 PM       
proto, you'd talk to me irl.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
and willie, you'd talk to me irl, too.

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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
Yeah, I'd talk to you IRL, Sadie. But you're not as scary because I kind of feel like I know you a little bit now.

I'm always a bit unsure about that whole "be yourself" thing because my "yourself" is so uninteresting and boring because my interests involve things like D&D and comic books and Farscape and geek stuff like that, which is pretty much CHICK BANE. But I'm such an honest and open person that I can't NOT be myself. So I always either clam up and just don't say anything for fear of scaring people away or I don't even approach people in the first place.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
Actually, willies statement was fucking genius because it involves logging off a message board for atleast one day.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE KITTY!!!!

There is no secret girl network!!! But I will tell you this' you can't really talk to girls. You have to club them over the head while they aren't looking, drag them home like the mongos that you are and brainwash them til they like you in which she is allowed to merge back into the world on your arm.
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Old May 6th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
I'm going to claim the 2000th post of the Loveline forum.

And I'm also going to say that girls are mean, manipulative people who you talk to and are nice to you and then they make fun of you with their stupid girlfriends every afternoon without you knowing until you finally find out weeks later, and then they make fun of you to your face every chance they get when they see you.

At least that's how it was in 5th grade. :/
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