braum's wouldn't take a 100

[noob3]

one time whataburger wouldnt and they gave us free food

[noob3]

we gave them the 100 and they told us to pull up and they brought us apple pie and our food and then 10 minutes later they just brought back our 100 and we were like, excellent.

[noob3]

my mom wanted a breakfast yogurt, they wouldnt take the 100. i was taking her to work.

[Big McLargehuge]

and?

[noob3]

we went to a different braum's, one about 10 minutes down the street. but still on the way to her work. she asked what i want, and i stalled. i asked fo a dr. pepper and a egg and bacon biscuit

[Big McLargehuge]

go on

[noob3]

well, the bacon was overcooked and gray. it was disgusting, i threw the biscuit away. i tried to take the bacon off, but the eggs were pretty groaty too. the dr. pepper, being medium, has lasted me up until noon (now)

[noob3]

it's pretty nasty now. it's all watery. i'm gonna throw it away in a second

[Big McLargehuge]

GET A JOB

[noob3]

fuck that i had a job for my aunt, i had to input files into a computer and shit and my aunt was a plastic surgeon and pictures were always falling out of t he files of peoples dog-mangled faces and the after pictures of thier like noses reconstructed and stuff it was grusome

[noob3]

but that job was cool cuz they always had soda in the little fridge and wierd cookies but i didn't care for the cookies much

[noob3]

and they also had stale liccorice! my grandma works there too and she likes twizzlers. but she bought them in bulk and had them in a little tupperware thing, i dont think it was air tight because they were all hard and nasty

[Big McLargehuge]

hippy

[noob3]

my friends are always talking about stupid skateboard tricks, and they were talking about a hippy jump and jason was like "haha, chuck, jump! jump!" and i was like "what?" so i guess maybe i am kind of hippyish but only because i wear sandles

[Big McLargehuge]

I bet you have long hair, you hippy.

[noob3]

yeah, dude. it's kind of shaggy. jason was in jail for awhile and his girlfriend amanda made out with randy, who likes like a monkey. but randy's cool.

[noob3]

noone ever knows where randy is, but his dude usually had some nugulent bags. some people call them sacks. anyways, people say he pinches but they were always fat so i didn't care. he always wanted me to take him and jason carhopping, he smoked newports and those are nasty. niggamints.

[glowbelly]

i love this thread

[noob3]

[glowbelly]

[noob3]

[Big McLargehuge]

save the koalas