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Mockery Mockery is offline
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 05:32 AM        NEW SHORT: "THE TEN MOST DANGEROUS TOYS OF 2007!"
You saw his list last year, now Protoclown returns with the "most dangerous" toys of 2007 and explains what the REAL dangers behind each one are. Have fun reading the article... and don't shoot your eye out!


NEW SHORT: NEW SHORT: "THE TEN MOST DANGEROUS TOYS OF 2007!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/dangerous-toys07

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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 10:29 AM       
All these toy articles have always been among my fav. I-mock articles. This one didn't make a difference. Awesome job Proto
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Old Dec 5th, 2007, 05:44 PM       
NEW SHORT: NEW SHORT. "If I were to ever kill myself, I think I would do it in style with the Jack Sparrow Spinning Dagger." That would be a helluva suicide note.
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Old Dec 10th, 2007, 04:13 AM       
I think the real danger of the Hip Hoppa is that if you ride it anywhere in public, you're going to get your ass beaten. And not just beaten, but filmed as you futilely try to hip hoppa away only to fall on your face, get beaten by the Hip Hoppa (which makes an oddly effective bludgeon), and then have it stuck up your ass.
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