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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 03:47 PM       
I forgot to mention that I won a GTA faceplate. While waiting in line, there was a freethrow competition. I was one of two that could sink it in the hoop with a circumference of a cup, so they had to draw at random for the other four.
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 04:42 PM       
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Their Score: 5/5
Notes: Before reading this, I thought Rockstar to be but men. Now I see they are Gods.
Moment of Climax: "GTA IV isn't just a game. It's a testament to the immense talent and take-no-prisoners mentality that has made Rockstar the company that it is today."
My Score: 4/5. A 1.5 page-long love letter to Rockstar is the highlight. The fact all game faults are condensed to half a paragraph on the fifth page also contributes to a great score.

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Their Score: 10/10
Notes: Probably the best of the lot. And by "best" I mean MOST EXCITED.
Moment of Climax: "Grand Theft Auto IV doesn't just raise the bar for the storied franchise; it completely changes the landscape of gaming. Once you play it, you won't look at video games the same way again."
My Score: 5/5. No, 6/5. It opens with "I now know how film critics felt after screening The Godfather". A perfect storm of hype, excitement and pants-wetting. Best review of the lot. No, best review ever.
I know I said I'd stay out but I felt you all needed to enjoy those reviews as much as I did.

Also, I am trying very very hard to resist getting GTA - even though I know I'll never play it - in spite of my gamer paranoia that tells me people are having a great time and that I'm not in on it.

So, I would expect for me to have it within the week.
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 04:48 PM       
i'm tempted to buy it and either bring it over to my cousin's house or ask to borrow his 360
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 05:06 PM       
It's a fun game yall. I wouldn't say it's all, "HOLY SH*T THIS IS AMAZING!! BUY THIS AND QUIT YER DAY JOB!" because it looks and smells like the previous couple of GTAs.

The multiplayer is more/less just chaos, but I think that will change after more people start to play online and get a feel for the game.

I have only invested about an hour into the actual game (i've spent about 6 hours on xbox live). So I don't really have any valid opinions on it yet, but if you thought the other GTAs were alright and nothing amazing then chances are you will feel the same way about this one.

The new aiming system isn't anything revolutionary.

The Gears of War style Duck n Cover system isn't, well, Gears of War to say the least.

The police are basically the same.

The graphics aren't going to amaze you.

I mean the mechanics of the gameplay are still the same with minor upgrades in my opinion.

With all this said, I <3 this game and the GTA series. I'm sure the storyline is gonna give me a helluva hard on.

GTA IV, Halo 3, Gears of War Series, Ninja Gaiden 2, and Call Of Duty 4 are going to be xbox 360 classics in a few years, so just buy them.
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 09:37 PM       
GTA IV is exactly like Halo 3. Not as many revolutions as you'd expect, but there are a few new features and all of them polished to a diamond-like sheen. The multiplayer is chaos, but that's mainly Party Mode / Freeroam, deathmatch and Cops and Crooks are more structured. Nobody has explored all of Liberty City yet, so there's still quite a few things left yet to see.

How're the copter contols, I never got to fly one.
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
I've heard a lot of mixed reviews. Some of my friends say it's great, others say it's perfect, still others just sit there listing all the bugs and glitches they've encountered in the first few days of having it. I dunno if I want to buy it.
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
Bugs and glitches in a GTA game are nothing new. Personally, I find the unintentional imperfections in the previous games to be fun as hell. It has to be the first game/series that I can think of where the glitches are actually a good thing.

As far as GTA 4, I haven't seen any glitches, much less ones so major that your friends' remarks may warrant you not purchasing the game. To each his own, I guess.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 12:21 AM       
The real test will be seeing if it has any replayability after you beat it once, something none of the previous GTA and GTA clone games have had.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 12:47 AM       
I had plenty of fun after I beat San Andreas. But I did stop playing for a long time. I'm thinking about going back to it, though.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 04:28 PM       
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Old May 1st, 2008, 05:27 PM       
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The real test will be seeing if it has any replayability after you beat it once, something none of the previous GTA and GTA clone games have had.
That's not quite true. I've played GTA San Andreas through twice, and halfway at least 5 times. And that's saying something, because I have a horrible attention span, and it's actually pretty rare that I finish a game.
Okay, Vice City has somewhat less replayability, and I don't even like GTA III, and haven't played any clones, but GTA: SA (which for me, is the best of all GTA games by far) has tons of replayability, even if it is just driving around causing havoc.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 05:56 PM       
I figure I might as well steal my friend's copy, then decide if I want to buy it. Or go the way like I did with his Gears of War, and return it 8 months later.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 11:29 PM       
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I'm in Dallas til Sundaayyyyyyyy. I let my brothers borrow it though, so they may be on. Chances are they won't talk to you or interact with you.

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Old May 1st, 2008, 11:45 PM       
Your brothers did not accept the invites to halo 3 that sam and I sent. I WILL ALSO PLAY WITH YOU GENTS ON SUNDAY!
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 09:12 PM       
HE SHOULD CONSIDER HIMSELF LUCKY THAT WE DON'T BEAT THE PISS OUT OF HIM RIGHT NOW.

I just got gta4 :O
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 09:37 PM       
so as you can see now i have gta 4 now who wants to play with me
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 10:13 PM       
I'm sending in my Xbox tomorrow. Got the box today. Luckily, the repair center is about 45 minutes away. So I should have it back in the next three days.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 06:13 PM       
I spent almost an hour browsing the internet at the Tw@ Internet Cafe. Some of the shit on there is over the top hilarious. If you haven't checked Crap List or HornyHighSchoolReunions, I highly recommend. I don't think i've ever laughed that hard at a video game.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 06:33 PM       
I just beat the game (360 version). Simply awesome.

One thing I found weird when comparing the 360 and PS3 versions, you can watch TV from 3 views in the PS3 version but only 2 in the 360 version.
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