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Pentegarn · #**82251**

High C of course, or she is not a real opera singer

Remember if the mirror above the bed isn't cracked you're doing it wrong

Kitsa · #**82252**

1) Sanity is especially rare in opera singers, and

2) My elderly Jewish aunt calls the place "Lawn Goy-land".

Esuohlim · #**82253**

Rongi you are a such a hipster

Rongi · #**82254**

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Originally Posted by Kitsa

2) My elderly Jewish aunt calls the place "Lawn Goy-land".

A lot of people, when they first meet me, think I'm Jewish. Especially now that I have a big bushy beard.

And a big nose

Rongi · #**82255**

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Rongi you are a such a hipster

SHUT UP

Kitsa · #**82256**

I love it when people want to assume the best of you

Rongi · #**82257**

Oh wait, I'm wearing a flannel shirt and tight fitting jeans and glasses

I just spent 2 and a half hours in a coffee shop talking to a girl about erudite subjects

And I have an Elvis Costello avatar

...welp

Rongi · #**82258**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa

I love it when people want to assume the best of you

one time in queens a crazy, coked out, anti-semetic eastern european guy tried to attack me because he thought i was a jew. it was funny seeing him get tackled to the ground by a bunch of security guards. i was in a pharmacy

Emu · #**82259**

What

Was he just like "JEWWWWW" and leaped on you?

Fathom Zero · #**82260**

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

the_rapist · #**82261**

are you sure it was a real eastern european guy and not sacha baron cohen

Rongi · #**82262**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu

What

Was he just like "JEWWWWW" and leaped on you?

I was standing in line to buy blank CD-Rs for a reason that escapes me now. In walks this Eastern European lookin mother fucker, anti-semite written all over him. He wears an unwashed t-shirt with a deer on it and smells like a gym locker room. He looks at me and some other dude in line and says, "HELLO SHLONKY DONKY (to the other guy), WHAT'S UP JEWISH JEW (to me)!?"

He walks up to me.

"Shalom!"

"Uh, I'm not Jewish."

"Oh really? What are you then?"

"That's none of your fucking business."

That made him rill mad.

"Fuck you, you homosexual! I'll kick your ass! You see this? *grabs his shirt and pulls it out, as if there is a badge on it* CIA!"

At this point security comes over and he got really violent and they threw him to the ground.

It was a very strange beginning to my day.

Fathom Zero · #**82263**

hay milhouse

elx · #**82264**

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Originally Posted by Sam

Is this Pram Maven shit over now? That shit was boring as fuckkkkkkkk.

and the rep system too?? good job guys, only took a few months

Rongi · #**82265**

hahaha pram maven is back guys, after like one day!

executioneer · #**82266**

was he in the who's online thing or something

Rongi · #**82267**

Rongi · #**82268**

srsly this place is so much better without a bunch of "U SUCK" "NO U" posts cluttering everything up

granted i was a big contributor to that but hey i was all stressed out about tests and i needed something to relieve stress so f u j*rk

Fathom Zero · #**82269**

I AM NOT AS I HAVE BEEN

Rongi · #**82270**

Fathom Zero · #**82271**

I don't feel well in the head.

Rongi · #**82272**

take a hot bath

Fathom Zero · #**82273**

Baths are gross. I'm pretty sure the answer is copious amounts of Southern Comfort.

Kitsa · #**82274**

some woman called me a dirty mick when I worked at the hospital. Probably due to the red hair and freckles. To the best of my knowledge, though, not Irish at all.