TODAY IS ALL ABOUT HEALING

[mburbank]

Newbies, Veterans, please....

We must not be the sharks and the jets. We all know that can only lead to making Natalie Wood cry, and no one wants that.

It's time we made common cause.

hateing people who've been here more than 9 months, but less than a year and a half. Why? Because they're fuckers nd they ruin everything.

[glowbelly]

i'm the best

heal that

[kellychaos]

An overwhelming desire to rhythmically snap my fingers has suddenly came over me. :/

[sadie]

i speak for the trees.

[mburbank]

The great thing about being a solopsist is I don't have to heal shit.

[glowbelly]

we saved that job for the coprophiliacs

[mburbank]

Charismatic Copraphilia.


All the kids are doing it.

[glowbelly]

i was pooing when you typed that.

no shit.



what a day for puns

[kellychaos]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I had to go to dictionary.com to follow that conversation.

P.S. Spell check is a GOOD thing.

[glowbelly]

we taught you new words. if that isn't healing i dunno what is.

[FartinMowler]

My mom is here visiting and she is making me and egg salad samwich

[Cosmo Electrolux]

douchbag...thread ruining bastard....

[Russo]

This is like Jews for Jesus all over again

[Perndog]

Can I be a Jet? Can I?

[FartinMowler]

I don't know why she calls it a egg "salad" samwich because there isn't anything green in it , it's just eggs and mayonaise. I think it tasted good because she toast the bread and cuts off the crust

[Evil Robot]

It turns green over time. Just leave it in the trunk of your car for a week.

[kellychaos]

That happened to my underwear once. :/

How an elephant got in my underwear, I'll never know.

[mburbank]

Okay, healings over, screw all of you.

[Protoclown]

but wait i think i am getting sick and i really could use it now, really i could

asshole

[Cosmo Electrolux]

buttsex is not healing, Proto

[NIGhtMAre]

but speel it ass-sex and it is major healing.

THe world today.

[Carnivore]

Could we not have another healing day for a long, long time? It cramps my style.

I spent some time reading the old boards yesterday. Damn, things were so much cooler back in the day. We've lost some good people along the way. I miss Brian Scumbag, Cherry, Burdock, bsx, ReD RaZoRs, Miss Emma, and the old Chojin.

[mburbank]

I don't miss any of those people, 'cause I hated them all, just the way I hate everybody who's still here and everybody who's come since.

Know what would make this board great? If everybody went away except me and no one new came and all my posts were just things like 'HELLO?! HELLO?! ANYBODY?!'.

Oh, oh, wait, what if once evryone cleared out, I went "Ah, now at last I can read as much as I want and never be botherd' and then my glasses broke, like Burgess Meredith in that Twilight Zone episode? That would be the nuts.