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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 10:12 PM        This is why environmentalists have a reputation as kooks
...because of idiots like this:

Norwegian Couple Do It (Yes, It) Onstage During Rock Concert
Thursday July 08, 2004 @ 05:30 PM
By: ChartAttack.com Staff

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Lots of things can happen onstage at a rock concert. Sometimes a band will fight and a member will storm abruptly offstage, guitars will be smashed angrily and the show will be postponed, much to the disappointment of the fans. Other times, water bottles will be pelted at the performer (see Justin Timberlake SARStock) leaving him or her fumbling for the lyrics. However, if you're in Norway, you may be lucky enough to witness a live sexual act along with the musical performance that you paid for.

Tommy Hol Ellingsen (age 28) and his 21-year-old girlfriend Leona Johansson face court action after they stripped off their clothes and had sex on stage at a rock concert. It's OK, though — the more prudent among you shouldn't be offended. These kids are dedicated — they did it to help save the rainforest.

According to Norwegian TV station Nettavisen, the couple are members of an environmental porn organization called Fuck For Forest, which encourages its members to have sex in public places, all with the intention of saving the environment. The organization believes that it's possible to use people's need for sexuality as a way to raise money for nature.

On Tuesday, during a show featuring Norwegian band The Cumshots, Tommy and Leona vaulted up to the stage and asked the audience, "How far are you willing to go to save the world?" Well, apparently these two were willing to go all the way and proceeded to take their clothes off and have full intercourse on stage as the band continued to play in the background.

So what's the problem? Although the whole thing is a little bizarre, no one got hurt and Tommy and Leona got to share their love with the rest of the world — not to mention The Cumshots — and in the end it was all for a good cause. Still, public sex is illegal in Norway and the couple has been fined 850 pounds each, which they're refusing to pay and are now facing a court case.

In a statement Ellingsen said, "It is ridiculous that we are prosecuted and sentenced on a moral basis at the same time as Norway is in the war against Iraq." Good one.

This isn't the first time the couple has fucked for the forest. The last time they did the deed in public, they raised $10,000 for the environment. Unfortunately, no environmental group was willing to accept the donation, making this quite a profitable career for the two young Norwegians. Maybe they'll put some of that hard-earned money toward their legal bills.

Source: http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2004/07/0809.cfm
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