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Old Dec 27th, 2006, 02:41 PM        worst movie of '06
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Old Dec 27th, 2006, 05:30 PM       
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Old Dec 27th, 2006, 06:04 PM       
Did Barnyard come out this year?

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Old Dec 27th, 2006, 06:58 PM       
So yeah, how many CGI movies came out this year and last year? I thought companies like Dreamworks were trying to set standards witht he CGI films....so after Finding Nemo,, I take it the new standard is to churn out about 300 third-rate films in a year?
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 02:42 AM       
I only saw about 10 movies this year and I can safely that assume You Me and Dupree was the worst
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 03:07 AM       
is this really a thread about bad movies becuase it seems like its not

texas chainsaw massacre the begining
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 12:58 PM       
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I barely saw any theatre movies though :O
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 01:09 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 02:38 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 05:44 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 06:07 PM       
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I forgot about this. It's so boring and shitty I fell asleep. Worst movie ever.
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 06:22 PM       
oh hostel and when a stranger calls(or something). those movies blew
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 07:33 PM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 11:05 PM       
yeah I wanna change mine to Miami Vice. It wasn't worth the $20 to watch Colin Ferrel bone some Asian woman for an hour and a half straight, drive a boat, and stand beside Jamie Foxx. But it did have a pair of very nice scenes namely the sniper ambush, and the final shootout with the M203 door breaching round to that guys chest.
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 11:19 PM       
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yeah I wanna change mine to Miami Vice. It wasn't worth the $20 to watch Colin Ferrel bone some Asian woman for an hour and a half straight, drive a boat, and stand beside Jamie Foxx. But it did have a pair of very nice scenes namely the sniper ambush, and the final shootout with the M203 door breaching round to that guys chest.
Colin Farrell really did all that in the movie? All I remember is him standing there with Jamie Foxx (Who did pretty much everything in this shitfest) and brood with his gay-looking 80s mustache.

I only seen two boats in the whole movie, and neither of them moved. They just exploded.
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 12:33 AM       
Yeah the scene where he was driving the boat was possibly 15 minutes long. The worst part is that the critics ate it up. Miami Vice or When A Stranger Calls. Or maybe Final Destination 3. That was 06 right?
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 04:51 AM       
Little Man - worst movie of 2006. One hundred years of cinematic technology, special effects development and cgi breakthroughs just so someone can plaster the face of a Wayens brother onto the body of a midget to facilitate a series of testical bashing gags.

Furthermore, if there is one thing worse than cgi, it's bad cgi and Little Man had that in spades. It actually tops White Chicks in unintentional creepiness.



Believe it or not, Little Man is loosely based on one of the coolest Stories of all time, The Terrible Three - by Tod Robbins. That was later turned into a movie (The Unholy Three) directed by Tod Browning - of Dracula and Freaks fame.

It was also a 1956 Bugs Bunny cartoon - which is likely where the Brother Grim here stole the idea from.
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 09:34 AM       
Geez, except for Pirates 2, Rocky Balboa, and casino Royale...2006 was a shit year for movies. Same goes for other things.
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 09:40 AM       
Mission Impossible 3. I highly enjoyed 1 & 2 but this movie literally sucked my brain out. How many times has the whole "We put a thingy in your head that will explode" plot device been used?
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 09:46 AM       
Anyone that actually paid to see Littleman :/ or Jackass 2 must be wacked...
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 12:37 PM       
Pirates of the Carribean 2. I hated it. I thought it blew dick.
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Little Man - worst movie of 2006.
Thank you! I read this thread the other day and I was reminded of a movie I'd seen a couple months ago that was just fucking terrible but I couldn't remember what it was, no matter how hard I tried.

Little Man is easily one of the worst movies I've seen in my entire life and I feel sick whenever someone talks about how funny it is.

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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 01:54 PM       
will see have to see little man at some stage just to see how shit it is, then distribute pirate dvds of it as to damage any possible profits the markers could get

so, what everyone's favourite for 'worst movie of 2007', im betting on 'Epic movie' aka " 'make obvious and unfunny parodies of any popular movie that came out since the last movie we made' movie"
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 02:34 PM       
Was Miami Vice REALLY that bad? Because I remember hearing that it was great as hell and is considered as a success. Although I haven't seen the movie myself :/
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