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Old Sep 10th, 2011, 06:54 AM       
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too bad none of those girls are hot
There's 3 that I'd bang. 1 that I'd laugh at have as my secretary. And another that might be a dude.
None are truly hot though, you're right.

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Old Sep 10th, 2011, 11:08 AM       
maybe you can give us a list of your top ten most bangable ladies
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Old Sep 10th, 2011, 06:38 PM       
you have no standarsd

guess thats not necessarily a bad thing tho
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Old Sep 10th, 2011, 10:15 PM       
There are many women I would bang but not want to be seen with. None of those women are them though- I can't imagine them having very well maintained vaginas.
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Old Sep 10th, 2011, 10:44 PM       
Willie,

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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 03:20 AM       
hi i went to a wedding and it sucked
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 05:54 AM       
What made the wedding suck? Lack of small pastel colored equine?
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 06:11 AM       
because weddings as a general rule suck

also i had to wear a tuxedo and listen to ppl tell me how good i look all day

that's great guys, i'll just spend 150 dollars every three days for the rest of my life so i can look good + be pretty uncomfortable
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 07:14 AM       
It's that you looked good - it's that they think every other day you look like shit

or it's more likely that that's something they say when they have nothing to say at all and are afraid of awkward silence, for some reason.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 09:12 AM       
I remember when they were selling suits at goodwill for a dollar and I found a tux. I wore that thing every day for a month until my washer tore too many holes in it. They're comfortable if you don't wear the shirt part and just wear a regular shirt.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 09:50 AM       
I only wear dress shirts, so I usually just swap in one of my own and BAM - instant fashionable motherfucker in a suit jacket.
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 12:04 AM       
Willie! Do you think the Cutie Mark Crusaders will bring harmony back to Equistria?
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 01:58 AM       
not by themselves they won't
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:03 PM       
willie, what do you think of the new wwe heavyweight champion?
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:30 PM       
i'm terrified of the man
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:32 PM       
willie, are you gonna get your ass kicked?
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:35 PM       
not if i can help it! he's not mad at me for some reason is he
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:36 PM       
willie, aren't we the ones that are supposed to be asking the questions?
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Old Sep 20th, 2011, 11:38 PM       
sometimes i gotta answer a question with a question
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 08:34 PM       
39, 57, 73, 74 ,79, 81 and 83
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Old Sep 21st, 2011, 11:22 PM       
(reverse side) You will find a unique business opportunity next week
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Old Sep 22nd, 2011, 01:22 AM       
Negative, it is the ages of the people who died of west nile in las vegas.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2011, 01:59 AM       
still, someone run those as lottery numbers if possible
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Old Sep 22nd, 2011, 03:25 PM       
hay willie

http://timheidecker.tumblr.com/post/...eatment-letter

It's not a question - just something I thought you'd enjoy.
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Old Oct 4th, 2011, 10:01 AM       
Will the alpha betas ever get there com up ins for what they did to the tri-lambs?
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