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Old Jun 4th, 2003, 06:00 PM        Why Monogamy?
Bring back harems. It just doesn't seem fair that with all the love I have to give that I am limited by LAW to only one wife. If it was legal I'm sure I could convince my wife to bring on some junior reinforcements.

I think I may already have a few candidates lined up. Western civilization is just wrong. Having mistresses is bad, having multiple legal partners is good. Interestingly enough in ancient India, the practise of polyandry was quite commonplace...

Please help me by writing letters to your congressperson to legalize polygamy and polyandry.

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Old Jun 4th, 2003, 09:29 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2003, 11:07 PM       
lol way to show him you hunter/gatherer you.
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Old Jun 5th, 2003, 11:15 AM       
Good thing that you posted the acronym after the phrase. I never would have gotten that.
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Old Jun 5th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
The more wives you have, the more mother-in-laws you have as well.

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Old Jun 5th, 2003, 01:58 PM       
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The more wives you have, the more mother-in-laws you have as well.
The more sisters they'll all have too! Yeeeeeehaw!
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Old Jun 5th, 2003, 02:18 PM       
most guys have their hands full with one woman.....you want more?!
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
Johnny's gonna get ladies like David Koresh.
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