Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #84301  
Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Babs's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: tri county area
Babs is probably a spambot
Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 12:16 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Babs, I need a contract that says you aren't going to tattle tale on me before I ever talk to you again.
All business. Let's take care of it.
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Reply With Quote
  #84302  
Tacobot Tacobot is offline
Buttmunch
Tacobot's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Fart Noize.
Tacobot is probably a spambot
Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 02:33 AM       
I knew a HJ joke was somewhere in those last ten post.
Reply With Quote
  #84303  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 09:06 PM       
I've got a phone interview tomorrow

I am not comfortable over the phone at all. AND I'm getting over a cold so I'll sound extra undesirable to their company
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84304  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Colonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's army
Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 10:06 PM       
At least you're not overconfident.
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #84305  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest
Old Jan 3rd, 2012, 10:28 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I've got a phone interview tomorrow

I am not comfortable over the phone at all. AND I'm getting over a cold so I'll sound extra undesirable to their company
I'll give you tips, I've worked over the phone for six years now.I'M A REALLY GOOD LISTENER.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #84306  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Tadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contest
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 12:48 AM       
Try tugging on you dick while talking to the interviewer.
Reply With Quote
  #84307  
Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Babs's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: tri county area
Babs is probably a spambot
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 03:36 AM       
Try sucking on the phone AND tugging on your dick while talking to the interviewer.
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Reply With Quote
  #84308  
kahljorn kahljorn is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: NO
kahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contestkahljorn won the popularity contest
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 04:14 AM       
try to sound really hot even though in real life you're fat
Reply With Quote
  #84309  
Tacobot Tacobot is offline
Buttmunch
Tacobot's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Fart Noize.
Tacobot is probably a spambot
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 04:16 AM       
Just imagine your phone is naked.
__________________
"Don't be mean" - Dr Buckaroo Banzai
Reply With Quote
  #84310  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 05:23 PM       
UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84311  
Babs Babs is offline
filthiest soap dish
Babs's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: tri county area
Babs is probably a spambot
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 06:03 PM       
Well..... WHAT DID THE BITCH ASK
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Reply With Quote
  #84312  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Colonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's army
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 08:23 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY
Did you ask what she was wearing?
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #84313  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Colonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's army
Old Jan 4th, 2012, 08:33 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
UPDATE: MY PHONE INTERVIEWER WAS A LADY
Did you ask what she was wearing?
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #84314  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Zhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's armyZhukov has joined BAPE's army
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 12:10 AM       
Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.
__________________

Last edited by Zhukov : Jan 5th, 2012 at 12:11 AM. Reason: FUCK YOU
Reply With Quote
  #84315  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 12:58 AM       
That's ok, I'll draw attention away by replying to something from six years ago
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84316  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 01:02 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I said "ftw" once as a backwards what the fuck and Chojin quoted it and said "I should ban you right there for that". This was a few months ago, before I even knew there was an actual "ftw" acronym.
lol @ milhousw
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84317  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 01:04 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
Did you ask what she was wearing?
No But I can tell you what I was wearing. BOXER SHORTS AND A WHITE UNDERSHIRT :class
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84318  
MarioRPG MarioRPG is offline
I hate this hacker crap!
MarioRPG's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
MarioRPG is probably a real personMarioRPG is probably a real person
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 10:33 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
No But I can tell you what I was wearing. BOXER SHORTS AND A WHITE UNDERSHIRT :class
I was in the same situation when I was applying for the census job.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
Reply With Quote
  #84319  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Colonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's armyColonel Flagg has joined BAPE's army
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 12:55 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
No But I can tell you what I was wearing. BOXER SHORTS AND A WHITE UNDERSHIRT :class
:sexy
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #84320  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Tadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 02:54 PM       
Back in the 80's there was a very mean white pride gang in "The Valley" called FTW. It meant FUCK THE WORLD. They were posers though.
Reply With Quote
  #84321  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Fathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 04:00 PM       
hay tadoo
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Reply With Quote
  #84322  
Guitar Woman Guitar Woman is offline
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Guitar Woman's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Guitar Woman is probably a real personGuitar Woman is probably a real person
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 04:19 PM       
I used to think I hated salad, but then I made a salad out of vegetables that didn't suck fucking dick, i.e. tomatoes and onions and banana peppers and green peppers drizzled with vinegar and salt, and no fucking lettuce because all lettuce is limp, rubbery, horrible bullshit that tastes like dandelion leaves, even fresh lettuce, so don't give me that "oh you just aren't eating good lettuce" fuckspeak because you're WRONG

Why didn't anyone think of this before? Once again I've proved that everyone in the world is a fucking idiot except for me.
Reply With Quote
  #84323  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 04:53 PM       
Tomatoes, onions, and peppers?! WHAT A CRAZY COMBINATION. THE WORLD JUST ISN'T READY.
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84324  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 04:58 PM       
I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #84325  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest10,000 Volt Ghost won the popularity contest
Old Jan 5th, 2012, 05:01 PM       
GW,

Try using spinach instead. It tastes a lot better than lettuce and it lets you do popeye stuff.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:53 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.