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Old May 7th, 2009, 01:57 AM       


If it keeps you from murdering hookers I'll be happy.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 03:36 AM       
Pretty kitty.

I slept over at a friend's house one time and woke up with a rat sleeping in my hair. She had neglected to inform me that she had pet rats that she let run around the room at night.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 09:35 AM       
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Old May 7th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
I came home from a doctor's appointment to find that the dog had had projectile diarrhea all over the wall behind her crate.

I'm beginning to think there's some cosmic force that binds me to a lifetime of cleaning up the shit of others.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 01:38 PM       
Are you sure your dog just wasn't overly considerate and held until he couldn'ts hold no more?

I've seen it happen!
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Old May 7th, 2009, 01:51 PM       
Well, I was gone from 7:15 to 10:45. Anything is possible, I guess, although I'd just taken her out before I left.

Oh well, accidents happen.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 02:14 PM       
Did you check to see if it formed the virgin mary?
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Old May 7th, 2009, 03:20 PM       
I hope that kid won 1st place.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 03:35 PM       
Best science project ever.

No apparitions, Tadao. Not that it wasn't fun trying to get the dog NOT to back up against the wall (perfect brown asshole-print) or to sit on the carpet (perfect brown asshole-print).
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Old May 7th, 2009, 03:48 PM       
These all look like something from an SA thread.

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Old May 7th, 2009, 09:02 PM       
Oh man, I gorged on pizza and vodka. GOODNIGHT
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Old May 8th, 2009, 03:10 AM       
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If it keeps you from murdering hookers I'll be happy.
The umbrella hooker is pretty seeeexxxaaay
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Old May 8th, 2009, 08:04 AM       
The umbrella one actually looks like someone I know, which was creeping me out
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Old May 8th, 2009, 09:10 AM       
PSA:
Even though Baconators have bacon on them, Baconators are not a breakfast food.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 11:14 AM       
For some reason a bunch of diabetes-groups have been adding me on twitter. They seem to believe I a) have diabetes and b)say anything worthwhile, both of which we know to be wrong.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 11:47 AM       
Morningstar farms fake bacon is surprisingly good. I could eat the whole box in one go.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 11:54 AM       
Morningstar farms is the veggie company right?
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Old May 8th, 2009, 12:09 PM       
Yeah, they also make kickass fake sausage patties that I think are better than real sausage. I made fake sausage biscuits this morning.
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Old May 8th, 2009, 12:17 PM       
I eat bacon for the out of breath feeling it gives me. It's like a scary roller coaster ride. Am I gonna die today? Who knows!
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Old May 8th, 2009, 12:24 PM       
My grandmother made the most wonderful gravy with a roux of bacon fat and flour. It was one of the warmest, happiest, homiest smells I ever smelled.

Unfortunately, as she was dying her doctors found that she had at least 99% blockages in every major artery
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Old May 8th, 2009, 12:59 PM       
In college, I used to eat a personal double pepperoni pizza. It was delectable, down to the little pools of grease inside each round pepperoni slice.

If I ate one now, I would undoubtedly drop dead on the spot of congestive heart failure.
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