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[CaptainBubba]

I heard that people are willing to pay around 300 bucks for an attractive young male to come to their domicile and piss on them or throw pudding at them or put on high heels and step on their nuts.

Convince me it is not worth the money or so help me I will be buying a pair of stillettos and investing in a self defense taser.