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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 12:15 AM       
A guy and his lover were talking.

Guy: "Wanna go see brokeback mountain?"
Lover: "Okay."

And they did.

They had gay sex afterwords. Just like in the movie.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 12:23 AM       
His ass was like a glazed doughnut.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 12:24 AM       
Oh my god, that was hilarious. By the way, this was posted using a PSP. :P
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 12:32 AM       
And it was friggin' hard, too, without a keyboard.
I was bumming off of my dick neighbor's wifi.
I hate him so, that pot-smoking hippie. He used to be emo, but now he's a gangsta.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 12:43 AM       
HEY GUYS UWE BOLL IS GONNA FUCKIGN FIGHT HIS CRITICS

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/712/712601p1.html

I'm gonna go to vancouver and watch him and someone else dosomething so trivial.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 03:13 AM       
"All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 140 lbs. and 190 lbs. You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. "

What the fuck is all that supposed to be about? Will the film be so physically demanding that you need a physical?
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 03:39 AM       
no dude he's actually going to box them cause he's SO MAD that people on the internet say his movies are bad and he wants to make sure he's not gonna get sued by some heart patient or whatever
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 03:41 AM       
plus, he doesn't want to get outweighed so bad that he gets badly injured
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 04:17 AM       
I'm eating pasta watching the Usual Suspects on DVD, confirming a Mission Hill Complete Series DVD set at 3:44 AM. I am also beginning to question what has become of my life.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:56 AM       
Thanks Fathom Zero. I most certainly cannot wait for your next installment.

I AM GAY I TYPE IN SMALL UNREADABLE TEXT AND ALSO Seriously though, nice avatar.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 10:17 AM       
That's as funny as watching Russell Crowe beat random people

Why boxing, though? I want to see Uwe Boll streetfight a morbidly obese 34 yr. old :/
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 12:53 PM       
ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA TONITE



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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 01:45 PM       
i'm happy for you.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 02:44 PM       
"And there was much rejoicing"
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 07:52 PM       
I dunno guys I think the pokemon stadium music is actually pretty good to play smash bros to.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:10 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:23 PM       
Nice edit, Seven. I heard you the first time. And thank you.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:27 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 08:29 PM       
That's not a screen capture, that's the actual image from the advertisement.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 10:47 PM       
The Indiana Jones ride at disneyland isn't as awesome as I remembered
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 10:48 PM       
Yeah that's nothing but a weenie ride anymore.
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Old Jun 15th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
PAGE BREAK!!!!!
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 12:46 AM       
REDMAN IS CLEARLY NOT AN INDIAN
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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 05:34 AM       
The problem with being the oldest of a fair sized brood, & then still living at home far past the age of "isn't that a bit weird?" is that you get over-ruled at the tv. Sure I want to watch my Stargate & Firefly like every week, but all my younger sisters want to watch the new movie on the Disney Channel. So I do the only thing a habitual loser can do and I get drunk and watch too. So I'm watching the Australasian Disney premier of "High School Musical" & I see Olesya Rulin & so I spent a drunken evening in front of google trying to find out if she's old enough to be appreciated by me or if I'm a drunken pervert, all the while not realizing that the only way I could ask that question is if I am a drunken pervert.

haha, oh no!

x_SUICIDE TIME_x !!!!!

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Old Jun 16th, 2006, 05:42 AM       
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it's what dorks do, get married. marriage is for dorks.
FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU IN YOUR SEXY ASS!

YOUR SEXY, SEXY ASS!

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