I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[ScruU2wice]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

This is my 5000th post.

I thought work was consuming your life..

[racialslur]

...kay.

[Matt Harty]

Yeah take a look at the only times I get to post.

[Matt Harty]

like fucking 2:00 am omg

[liquidstatik]

I JUST WOKE UP NOT TOO LONG AGO, GUYS

[WTF]

What?? It is 07.35pm here!!

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! [/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:8d34cf1db8][/quote:8d34cf1db8]

[center:8d34cf1db8]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:8d34cf1db8]

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

[center:51127469d1]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! [/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

[center:51127469d1]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:51127469d1][/quote:51127469d1]

HEY HOW ABOUT THAT GUY MAD MAX. HE SURE IS A CLEVER MOTHERFUCKING ASS BITER. ALWAYS CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS IS FUNNY HAHA AM I RIGHT GUYS BUT SERIOUSLY MAD MAX IS GREAT AND I AM GLAD HE IS ON THE BOARDS TO KEEP PEOPLE INLINE IT IS LIKE HIS FUCKING JOB TO INSULT PEOPLE THAT HE HAS NEVER MET OVER THE INTERNET WOW HE SURE IS TOUGH THATS RIGHT DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST AND THATS MAD MAX WITH A CAPITAL M OH WAIT I GUESS IT IS ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT IS THE COOL THING TO DO ISN'T IT THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. ANYWAYS BACK TO MAD MAX THAT GUY SURE IS FUCKIN HARDCORE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO KILL ALL YOU FUCKTARDS CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IS A FUNNY WORD AND REALLY IT IS THE MOST ORIGINAL THING I HAVE HEARD SINCE QUEERBALL. ISN'T IT GREAT GUYS?


Fag.

[Guitar Woman]

If you hadn't quoted mad max I would have never guessed where that comment came from, seeing as there is a large amount of posts between yours and his.

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by Father §paz

If you hadn't quoted mad max I would have never guessed where that comment came from, seeing as there is a large amount of posts between yours and his.

FATHER SPAZ HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU MAN YOU'RE THE KINDA GUY THAT REALLY GETS A JOKE AREN'T YOU YOU PERCEPTIVE LITTLE SHIT JK NOT REALLY BUT SERIOUSLY YOU ROCK MAN NEVER CHANGE 4 N0B0DY!

[Anonymous]

Immortal Goat Fucker: Actually I never called anyone a fucktard in that last message, fucktard.

[Immortal Goat]

YOU WERE STILL FUCKING HARDCORE ABOUT WANTING TO KILL PEOPLE YOU ANGST-RIDDEN NOT TO MENTION SEXUALLY DEPRIVED CHILD PORN DOWNLOADING INTERNET LEECH. I BET YOUR MOM HAS TO REMIND YOU TO WIPE YOUR ASS AND YOU GET SADDENED THAT SHE NOTICED BECAUSE YOU WANTED A SNACK AND MAYBE SOME LUBE TO JACK OFF WITH ISN'T THAT RIGHT LITTLE PISS-PANTS REJECT. HOW'S THAT INFERIORITY COMPLEX COMING ALONG? I HEARD YOU KILLED AND RAPED YOUR THERAPIST IN THAT ORDER IS IT TRUE? I BET IT IS.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

[center:53ba2e9f90]ZING ZING ZING ZING FUCKTARDS FUCKTARDS ZING ZING ZING![/center:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]YOU FUCKTARDS WERE RIGHT, THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER! I'M NEVER LEAVING! [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]ZING! FUCKTARDS ZING! [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD! [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY IS THAT THREAD THAT WAS STARTED A LONG TIME AGO AND GOT REALLY LARGE AND THEN IT GOT TAKEN OFF FOR AWHILE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING LIQUID SAID AND THEN IT WASN'T THERE AND MATT TRIED TO MAKE ANOTHER LIKE IT, BUT I TOOK IT OVER AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED, BUT THEN CHOJIN BROUGHT BACK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE GOT ALL EXCITED AND JIZZED ALL OVER THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT GAVE THEIR LIVES PURPOSE AGAIN? BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT THIS THREAD.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]THE TERM FAGGOT IS CONSIDERED HATE SPEECH MILHOUSE! I'M SURPRISED YOU WOULD USE SUCH A TERM! YOU HAVE PROBABLY OFFENDED SEVERAL IF NOT ALL YOUR FELLOW MOCKERS! I URGE YOU TO MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY NOW! [/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THE TERM FUCKTARD GOT CHANGED TO TOOTYFRUITY AND IT MADE ALL MY POSTS LOOK ALL WEIRD? AND THEN THE TERM CUNT WAS CHANGED TO SOMETHING, I CAN'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW, IT WAS SO LONG AGO. BUT EVENTUALLY LIKE ALL THE SWEAR WORDS GOT CHANGED AND IT WAS TOTALLY WACKY. AND EVERYONE GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND THEN IT WAS CHANGED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN I CAME BACK MADE ANOTHER FUCKTARD THREAD? YOU REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE I DON'T. ON A RELATED NOTE YOU SAID APOLOGIES WERE FOR FAGS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT. SO WERE YOU CALLING FATHER SPAZ A FAG, BECAUSE HE MADE THAT POST WHERE HE APOLOGIZED, AND EVERYONE MADE HIM CRY AND STUFF? HEY HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL GO ON FOR?[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE REEEEEEEALLLLLYY REEEEEEEAAAALLLY BIG FUCKTARD THREAD I MADE IN GENERAL BLABBER LIKE 20 PAGES LONG (BACK IN THOSE DAYS YOU COULD REALLY "GET AWAY WITH MURDER" AM I RIGHT? LOL) ANYWAY IT BASICALLY CAME DOWN BETWEEN ME AND YOU AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ALL PISSED OFF AT ME AND SAID YOU'D NEVER POST IN ANY OF MY THREADS AGAIN BUT THEN LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER YOU DID, BECAUSE I MADE ANOTHER THREAD AND YOU GOT ALL PISSED OFF THAT PEOPLE WERE POSTING IN IT, SO YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP. AND THEN YOU SAID YOU REEEEEAAAAAALLLYYY REEEEEAAAAALYYY WEREN'T GOING TO POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN AND YOU DIDN'T FOR A LONG TIME, BUT THEN I MADE A THREAD ON MUBERT TO GET HIM BANNED AND THEN YOU POSTED IN IT. YOU LIKE BROKE YOUR VOW FOR THE 3RD TIME AND THEN I GUESS YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE SO YOU POSTED IN THE TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD. HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? SO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO POST ANYMORE PICTURES OF SEINFIELD CHARACTERS BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF FUCKTARD. AM I RIGHT? LOL HEY WOULDN'T IT BE REEEEEAAAAAALLLYY REEEEEEAAAAALLLYY GREAT IF THIS THREAD REACHED PAGE 300 HAHAHA THAT'S LIKE YOUR MR. SARCASTIC CHARACTER! REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER? YOU REEEEEAAAAALLLLY REEEEEEEAAAAALLLYY SHOULD USE THAT CHARACTER MORE OFTEN. OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JAMES POSTED THAT LAME ASS THING IN THE LOVELINE FORUM AND EVERYONE CALLED HIM A DESPARATE DIPSHIT FOR PINNING OVER SOME INTERNET CHICK? BOY THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT? OR HOW ABOUT THE TIME CARNIVORE MADE THAT THREAD COMPARING I-MOCKERY TO LORD OF THE RINGS AND SAID THAT IT HAD BEEN OVERRUN WITH ORC SCUM AND THAT ALL THE VETS NEEDED TO BAND TOGETHER, AND THEN I SAID I MUST BE SAURON AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO RUIN THE THREAD AND HAD ANOTHER BIG FIGHT WITH SETHOMAS AND THEN CARNIVORE COMPARED HIM TO ARAGORN. THEN SOME NOOB DUG UP HIS SUICIDE THREAD AND THEN I MADE FUN OF IT AND HE GOT REALLY PISSED OFF AND REALLY WENT OFF ON ME AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT? OR HOW ABOUT THAT TIME MILHOUSE AND RETRO GOT IN THAT REALLY REALLY BIG MOCK WAR FIGHT AND THEY POSTED PICTURES ABOUT EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS CLASSIC AM I RIGHT GUYS? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I FIRST POSTED AND I MADE THAT UP THAT STORY ABOUT NAZI SMURFS? OF COURSE I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY REALLY WERE COMMUNISTS. I MEAN NAZIS DURING THE 80S? DURING THE 40S AND 30S MAYBE, BUT EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMIES DURING THE 80S AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY WELL THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN THAT FUCKTARD AL THEBASTARD (HAHAHAHA THAT'S A PLAY ON WORDS LIKE ALABASTARD THAT'S FUNNY AM I RIGHT GUYS?) ANYWAY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN HE WASTED ALL HIS TIME EDITING ALL MY QUOTES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE ME? I GOTTA SAY ITS NICE TO HAVE PEOPLE WHO IDOLIZE ME. LIKE TAKE WITTY FOR INSTANCE HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME CALLING PEOPLE FUCKTARDS! THEN AGAIN WHO CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! HEY REMEMBER THE TIME I MADE THAT PLAY AND I CALLED IT "HEY FUCKTARDS I MADE A PLAY" AND I HAD VARIOUS PEOPLE ON THIS VERY BOARD PLAYING VARIOUS PARTS IN IT AND IT ULTIMATELY ENDED WITH A GAY ORGY? REMEMBER THAT? HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS HAD THAT CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING ARROWX AND SPORTS AND THEN DAMNTHATDAVID DREW A GAY PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SAID IT WASN'T A FAG FEST AND THEN EVERYONE SAID DAMNTHATDAVID WAS AS LAME AS SPORTS AND ARROWX? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD OL' CAPTAIN CRUNCH. HEY! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN HIM, PROFESSOR COOL AND RONGI AND SOME OTHERS GOT BANNED FOR POSTING PORN ON HERE? I WASN'T HERE FOR THAT BUT EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT! THEN JAMES SAID THEY WERE LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTERS ON THE BOARD AND THEN DREW GOT ALL PISSED OFF AND MADE A WHINEY ASS GOODBYE THREAD? HEY REMEMBER THAT? BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY OR SOMETHING. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF I-MOCK HISTORY? WHEN I ARRIVED! BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT THE PLACE DIDN'T START GETTING GOOD UNTIL I ARRIVED AM I RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA! OKAY WELL I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]HEY I HAVE THIS GUN AND I THINK ABOUT USING ON OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I GET SO ANGRY THAT I JUST WANT TO LASH OUT AT THE FUCKING WORLD AND REALLY FUCKING HURT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THESE THOUGHTS HAVE INCREASED LATELY AND I DON'T THINK I CAN STOP THEM. I MEAN I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT DISTAIN AND CONTEMPT FOR HUMANITY. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT AND START CLEANING THEM OF THE FUCKING GUTTER TRASH THAT DRAIN FUCKING SOCIETY. AND THE REALLY FUCKED UP PART ABOUT THIS, IS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE THOUGHT OF IT I FEEL POSITIVELY EUPHORIC AT THE CONCEPT OF DISMEMBERING HUMAN BEINGS... HMMMM SO I GUESS I DO FEEL SOMETHING AFTERALL...NEVERMIND.[/center:53ba2e9f90][/quote:53ba2e9f90]

[center:53ba2e9f90]Milhouse, it's Max, Mad Max. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of fucktards. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um...a ghetto girl I met in the park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh some other people dead, I can't remember maybe a couple of models, but their dead too....I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. And cop. I killed cop with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in my bathtub as I type this. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes.... Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of fucking people ....and... and And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at I-mockery, just so you know, keep your eyes open. [/center:53ba2e9f90]

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

I never thought myself to be a very Godfearing man. I don't follow any real religion to speak of, just my own morals and some hope in an afterlife, but this election has made me see the true ugliness that the American People as a whole posess.

This war was won through bigotry, and nothing else. Religious zealots who believe that war is ok so long as gay people cannot marry. People who say that abortion is wrong, but killing innocent children in Iraq is ok, because they are Heathens. Bigots who believe that marriage needs protected from "godless sinful deviants" while that very institution is being corroded from the inside by people like Britney Spears, J-Lo, and every station that has aired a "Bachelor" style show.

The thing that gets me is that all this hatred and violence is being done by people who believe they are doing God's work. Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't Jesus tell you guys to "Love one another", and "Let he who is among you who is without sin cast the first stone"? I guess stones are different than bombs, huh?

Yes, I know that this is not the first time in history when bigotry has caused massive global problems, but I would have thought that in 2004, we could all get over our differences and work together. Call me crazy, but I really don't think that it is a bad idea to have blacks, whites, straights, gays, and any other minority working together. That is the only way we will ever achieve our goals.

God may not be dead, but it IS in a coma. Wake up god, if you are there, we need you now more than ever. So much is at stake.

Right, and I'M the angst ridden emotional cripple. Hey fucktard go "struggle" with your faith and the "Oh so important nature of humanity" some more, you fucking reject.

[ScruU2wice]

I missed the old version of this thread..

[Immortal Goat]

HEY MAD MAX CANT A GUY EVER BE SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING YOU REJECT OH WAIT A SECOND I FORGOT YOU HAVE THE DEPTH OF A BABY POOL AND NOT EVEN THE COOL ONES WITH THE SLIDES I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE CHEAP ASS ONES THAT PEOPLE BUY AT OUTLET MALLS WHEN THEIR WELLFARE CHECKS COME IN AND YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS BASTARD SUCKING FAG. I BET YOU BUy CELINE DIONE CD'S AND THEN TRY TO FUCK THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE BUT THEY ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR INFANTILE PENIS TO FIT THROUGH SO YOU GO BE ALL HARDCORE AND CUT YOURSELF OR RANT ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE THAT ANNOY YOU FOR BEING THEMSELVES YOU FUCKING CHRONIC MASTURBATING ASS-LOAD OF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

Have a nice day.

[Anonymous]

Immortal Goat: The funniest thing about that post of yours, is that you have mistaken whiney drama queen bullshit, for being deep.

Please, you're not deep. You're a fat ding dong eating fucktard, who's pretending he is. If you were REALLY deep, you wouldn't be posting on here, or arguing with me.

Please continue to prove your stupidity though, its very amusing.

[Immortal Goat]

I never said I was deep, you just read too much into things, like that time when your mom said she loved you no matter what. That didn't mean she wanted to fuck you, and you know it. I was simply stating an opinion of mine about religious standing in society and politics in the *gasp* RELIGION AND POLITICS FORUM! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, FUCKING NUMBNUT? That's what that forum is for, dammit. And this forum is for ranting about random, unimportant shit, and boy, you are about the most unimportant piece of shit that I can think of next to ArrowX. You know what? You two should get together at an anime convention dressed in homemade costumes. You can be the schoolgirl, and ArrowX can be the massive tentacle demon raping you like the little cunt you are. Then you could take pictures of all the other little pitched admiring how much more gay your costumes are than theirs and you shall be crowned "King and Queen of the Convention". It would be the most significant day in your pathetic life. And don't even try to come back saying my life is more pathetic than yours, because I am lazy, and I would have to work pretty fucking hard to get to your level of primordial shat.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

Oh I'm so important, my posts really mean something and I really need feedback from people on the internet because I'm too much of a fucking loser to have friends in real life, and Mad Max is MOCKING my beliefs! He hurt my feelings!
If I show how upset I am, I know that'll get back at him!

[Immortal Goat]

I don't fucking care what you think. This is a fucking MOCKERY BOARD! I AM SUPPOSED TO MOCK YOU BECAUSE YOU EARN IT! Goddammit, when will you fucking learn. I couldn't give a shit what you think. I posted that thread because in the political board, that is what people do. Post beliefs and opinions to have other people respond. YOU, however, post ignorant meaningless shit EVEN COMPARED TO THE IGNORANT MEANINGLESS SHIT IN GENERAL BLABBER! It amazes me to think that you truly believe that you have the upper hand on me, you unoriginal twat-diver. Maybe you should go on vacation for a while and practice a little in the insult department. If you can't even one-up me, then you obviously aren't ready for anybody else on this site.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

They both want to get us out of the war as soon as they can *supposedly*, but Kerry wanted to try and do it a little quicker than Bush said was possible. Now, we will never know how fast our people could have been home, because Bush has no exit strategy. Insurgents all over the place.

For those of you who voted for Bush, think of this. Many of my friends are in the military fighting a war which Bush offhandedly admitted cannot be won, and therefore cannot end. My friends are risking their lives for your man in the White House. I know that they joined of their own free will, but they didn't expect an unjust war such as the one we are fighting. I want to see my friends come home. Some of them are not yet deployed, and I thank whatever god there is out there that they are not. However, if you believe that this is the right war, then you fucking join the army and fight it. Leave my friends out of it. ckyou

And while you argue with me, your friends will die for oil


AMERICA AMERICA GOD DONE SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE!

[Immortal Goat]

Hey, fuck you. Some things are too serious to fucking joke about, and guess what? DEATH IS FUCKING ONE OF THEM! ESPECIALLY WHEN INVOLVING WAR! You ignorant little queef-sniffing, ass raping, scrotum-sucking, fat assed burger gobbling, cum guzzling sack of monkey shit. Tell me, does it give you the jollies that my friends might fucking DIE?! Tell me that, shit-head! If you find it so goddamned funny, then WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING ENLIST YOU PUSSY-LIPPED YELLOW-BELLIED COCKSUCKER?!

Usually, I am a calm individual, but when someone says that the death of my friends will be funny, then I get pissed. Fuck you, and if the terrorists strike again, I hope that somehow you are one of the victims. The world will be a more intelligent place without your ignorant comments lowering everyone's collective IQ.

[Anonymous]

Hey this is a MOCKING board remember? And this is the MOCK wars forum remember? If you can't fucking take it, go take your faggot ass some place else.

Nice to see I haven't had ANY effect on you though.

[Immortal Goat]

When you mock me, I don't give a fuck. When you mock the sacrifice my friends are willing to make to keep your ass safe, that is when I get pissed off. Fucking ingrateful bastard. Let's see YOU fight for the country. But first, here's a tip. Grow a fucking nutsack, and preferably something to put in it as well.

[Anonymous]

I AM FUCKING MOCKING YOU, DUMB FUCK!

I have been since you opened your fucking mouth dipshit!

But I think you need to calm down and take a break from the internet for awhile, it seems to have a bad effect on you.