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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:39 AM        Awesome girlfriends
Finally found another girl I can stay interested in for more than a month. She has alot of the qualities i'm looking for.

The best thing is we don't need to be doing something extravangant to have fun, although it is enjoyable to spend lots of money going places sometimes.

She's really beautiful. We're finger-painting and making sugar cookies on friday. :D


Other examples of awesome gf's plz.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:40 AM       
MINE HAHA AM I RIGHT GUYS ;>
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 09:40 AM       
You are a perfect example though ;<
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:36 AM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:55 AM       
SAME PROBLEM HERE SO NOW I AM FUCKING THEM IN GROUPS OF TEN I THINK I HAVE FOUND SOME POTENTIAL KEEPERS I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED
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Old Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:52 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2005, 04:55 PM       
I myself now have one, a certain young woman from the boards. She kicks my ass at videogames and has great taste in music and has a good sense of humor and and and and and... rawr.
Once we solve the distance issue, life will be pretty sweet.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 01:45 AM       
my baby is awesome, she rocks my world
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 02:36 AM       
Mine's pretty awesome, I must say. She loves videogames, a lot of heavy metal music, and has a great sense of humor. We're going on 4 years together nonstop, and we are actually planning on getting married someday.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 02:47 AM       
My girlfriend makes me play Eternal Darkness. My girlfriend bakes me cookies. My girlfriend is a pure sweetheart and I'm lucky. There are a million other reasons she's awesome, but I'm too tired.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 03:09 AM       
mine is the greatest. i told her that under no circumstances whatsoever can i be in a relationship and she is totally cool with it, benefits intact and no strings attached.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 12:39 PM       
I once had an awesome girlfriend that loved video games. She bet me dinner one time, saying that I couldn't beat a level in Parappa The Rapper 2 while she was giving me a blowjob.

She beat me and I had to pay for the steakhouse.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 01:15 PM       
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I once had an awesome girlfriend that loved video games. She bet me dinner one time, saying that I couldn't beat a level in Parappa The Rapper 2 while she was giving me a blowjob.

She beat me and I had to pay for the steakhouse.
We can do it, just keep your eyes upon the prize.
We can do it, you and I if we try to fly.
We can do it, just keep your eyes upon the prize.
We can do it, just keep your eyes upon the prize.
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Old Mar 27th, 2005, 09:37 PM       
i gotta believe!
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:23 PM       
Ok, well i am a girl so i want to put what is great about my baby.

He loves me!!(woot woot)

He's put up with my stupid ass for a year and a half non stop.

He's a goofball and makes me laugh.

We had a cake decorating competition once and his was better then mine. Haha.

He knows how to make me smile.

He buys me expensive things ( lots of people think i'm only with him because of his money. But in all actuality, there was a period of a few months where he was a dishwasher at a local restaurant and i didn't care that we had no money. So booya.)

He's the greatest lover i've ever had.

He's the only guy i've been with that looks fabulous naked.

He thinks i'm special and I love spending time with him. He is my world :-D

He wants to marry me someday and make babies and stuff.

ok i think i'm done. lol.

Sorry to intrude fellas. [/i]
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:23 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:28 PM       
i would like to hit everyone in this thread with a baseball bat
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:29 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:30 PM       
i might have to just to be fair
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:32 PM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 10:34 PM       
i'm gonna hit myself too dont worry!
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Old Mar 30th, 2005, 11:36 PM       
What I love about my girlfriend:

"Can I borrow these ::holds up Evil Dead and Cannibal! The Musical:: tonight?"

She's so great
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 09:09 PM       
eh, yeah it is. i didn't realize i did it til they approved it,and then when i asked for another one without the @hotmail, they haven't replied back. Oh well.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 09:53 PM       
Its been a while since I have had a girlfriend, frankly because I have been piss broke for the past 8 months. And the last I can remember she was pretty awesome, untill it turned out she was a little wimpy woman who couldn't handle my onslaught of verbal abuse. It seems I am a bad boyfriend who gets good girlfriends.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:08 PM       
mine has no fucking HEAD and can't GIVE NONE GET ITA AY FUCKKALLA LLYALLS
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