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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 07:43 PM        House of the Dead 2
This film is crap tastic. And Ive only seen about the first 10 minutes.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 07:55 PM       
Duh.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 08:26 PM       
the fact that Uwe Boll has nothing to do wiht it creativeley HAS to at least warrant a renting.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 08:35 PM       
Isn't it a Sci Fi original? It's not going to be up for rent, probably.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 08:44 PM       
Its slated for Direct to DVD and has full frontal nudity within the first 14 minutes.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 09:33 PM       
THen I will watch it for tits.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 10:29 PM       
what if its a man
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 10:31 PM       
who's a zombie

but that might not be so bad because if playing Resident Evil has taught me anything its that zombies don't have weeners because other zombies eat them
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 11:09 PM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 11:09 PM       
I can handle seeing some dicks, cuz I'm a tough guy.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 11:11 PM       
but could you handle seeing dicks getting EATEN

lol imagine if it was like a comedy moment and the zombie put it in like a hot dog bun with ketchup on it grosssss
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 11:12 PM       
The Special Forces team in the movie had some hot chicks and a really whiney fat guy. These are the people we send to Iraq.
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Old Feb 15th, 2006, 11:33 PM       
i think willie's got a great idea for a scene in the i-mock zombie movie
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Old Feb 16th, 2006, 01:09 PM       
This was probably the worst film I have seen all year. Its like one of those "so bad it's good" films but has gone the extra mile to deserve the "so bad it's painful" title.
The funniest part was the cruse missle special effects, they looked like a child with down syndrome and scribbled them onto the film reel whilst drunk.
And the zombies cannot act for shit, sounds stupid but when you see some guy laughing his arse off in the background at all the other zombies attempt at acting it ruins it a bit.
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Old Feb 21st, 2006, 05:59 PM       
its so bad its gone past good and back to bad again </ghostworld>

2 minutes and 20 seconds into the movie (including production credits) and it freatures tits.

even porn movies arent that desperate

so far i doubt thats its going to be a faithful recreation of the games storyline
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Old Feb 21st, 2006, 06:38 PM       
Is there at least a house this time
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Old Feb 21st, 2006, 06:55 PM       
theres a FRAT house
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 04:56 PM       
do they still put in random video game footage like in the first horrible movie ?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 05:19 PM       
What the hell put it into their heads to make a movie out of a lightgun arcade game, jesus christ people are a lot more retarded than I give them credit for
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Old Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:31 PM       
i say they payed for the name rather than the fantasic story the arcade games convey
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What the hell put it into their heads to make a movie out of a lightgun arcade game, jesus christ people are a lot more retarded than I give them credit for

I'm waiting for a Time Crisis movie where it shouts ACTION!
at the start of every scene.

I'd totally watch it, just for that.
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Old Mar 4th, 2006, 10:32 AM       
ACTION!

DANGER!

RE-RE-RELOAD!
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 11:08 PM       
think that's bad you should play the game.

or the short lived psuedo sequel replacing guns with typewriters Typing of the dead. at least twice as fun as Night of the living mavis beacons.



easily the best part is the modified cinema scenes

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