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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 03:48 PM       
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I know! I wish I could figure out how to use 'em! I mean sometimes, you feel a certain way, and just... you try to find the right... wordage or how to word up a thing about the feeling of the situation.... and you get all frustrated 'cause you can't make the words do the things you want the words to do to do a describation... describatory...

Thank God there's computer pictures for situations like that!
A picture is worth a thousand words, butwank. Or even more if they're your words. Maybe a million's more like it.
So, why don't you just post a photo of a lump of shit instead of wasting your time writing anything?
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 04:30 PM       
You forgot to put " " at the end of your sentences.
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 04:38 PM       
Or maybe even a jillion gillion words, butwank! A million jillion wazillion!
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Old Mar 8th, 2006, 07:09 PM       
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A picture is worth a thousand words, butwank. Or even more if they're your words.
So you're saying that Max has the rights over some amount of words? What are these words? Bear in mind that him misspelling a word is not him creating a word of his own. Both Mock and I can attest to that.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 03:58 AM       
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A picture is worth a thousand words, butwank. Or even more if they're your words. Maybe a million's more like it.
So, why don't you just post a photo of a lump of shit instead of wasting your time writing anything?
Comeback of the millenium.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 06:14 AM       
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A picture is worth a thousand words, butwank. Or even more if they're your words.
So you're saying that Max has the rights over some amount of words? What are these words? Bear in mind that him misspelling a word is not him creating a word of his own. Both Mock and I can attest to that.
Weird.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 09:54 AM       
Now THAT was the comeback of the Millenium.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 12:39 PM       
I think we're overloading him with information. Perhaps if we want him to actually answer questions we ask him, we should restrict our posts to just the question, and no other material that might distract and confuse our gentle visitor.
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 03:24 PM       
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I think we're overloading him with information. Perhaps if we want him to actually answer questions we ask him, we should restrict our posts to just the question, and no other material that might distract and confuse our gentle visitor.
Well let me ask you a question. When you were asked at school to write something 'in your own words', did you think you had to invent your own words to write it?

When I say your words, obviously I don't mean words you've invented.

I mean, what are you on?
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 04:24 PM       
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I think we're overloading him with information. Perhaps if we want him to actually answer questions we ask him, we should restrict our posts to just the question, and no other material that might distract and confuse our gentle visitor.
Well let me ask you a question. When you were asked at school to write something 'in your own words', did you think you had to invent your own words to write it?

When I say your words, obviously I don't mean words you've invented.

I mean, what are you on?
Man, for someone who makes a career out of criticizing message board semantics, you sure can't take what you dish out.

As for what I'm on, I'm on fire, baby!
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 06:49 PM       
Pharah, you are such dense pork. Seriously, you are like a black hole of pig meat, nothing can escape the event horizon of your porcine, hammer headed stupidity. You're just a bulky confused beast rippling your opinions like rolls of bristly pink pig flesh, stamping your tiny little trotters in the dirt.

You just don't get a single solitary aspect of what's going on around you. It must be so frustrating!
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 07:20 PM       
maybe we should give him some pizza :D
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Old Mar 9th, 2006, 08:50 PM       
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It's weird and already, not 'wierd' and 'all ready'. Alright?
Actually, 'already' was a slang term only recently brought into dictionaries. 'All ready' is a correct term and has been used for longer.

But don't let me rain on your english superiority diversion.
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 06:40 AM       
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It's weird and already, not 'wierd' and 'all ready'. Alright?
Actually, 'already' was a slang term only recently brought into dictionaries. 'All ready' is a correct term and has been used for longer.

But don't let me rain on your english superiority diversion.
I don't see any rain, Chojin, because that is a load of absolute rubbish.

The word 'already' has been in use for at least 700 years, that's 300 years before the first English dictionary even came out.

Already is a compound word of all + ready. There are thousands of English compound words, and they're nothing to do with slang. Other examples are: another, anybody, anyhow, anyone, anything, anywhere.

Many compound words such as already have a different meaning than the two words used separately, so you can't just use one or the other.

All ready is an adjective phrase meaning all prepared, whereas already is an adverb meaning previously.

So, 'We're all ready full up on idiots' doesn't make any sense, whereas 'We're already full up on idiots' clearly does.


I think possibly you're getting confused because of the comparatively recent colloquial American use of 'already' as an intensive word to express impatience, as in 'enough already!'.
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 10:03 AM       
Alright, or ALL RIGHT, this thread is retarded (and I don't mean that in the "Affected with mental retardation" sense, but rather, the "To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede" sense).

START TALKING ABOUT AIDS AGAIN!
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 11:07 AM       
I'M SORRY KEVIN, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE WHUFFLING OF PHARAH TRUFFLE HUNTING!
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 11:08 AM       
and not the English language and grammar.
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 02:12 PM       
Did you know...

The English language was not actually created in England. It was imported from the Middle East by knights returning from the Second Crusade. The indigenous cultures in the region had languages of their own, but the language that would become known as English was concocted just in case there was ever a need for a spare language in the region. That is why there are still many English-speaking people in the Middle East today.



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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 03:27 PM       
I'm still hunting for your truffles, butwank, I can smell them but I've yet to see them.

And that's interesting Dr. Boogie, it's a good job we had the Crusades then.
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 04:10 PM       
"it's ... good ... we had the Crusades then."

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