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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 10:13 PM       
Don't worry Terra, I read in the lastest Teen People that a fair complexion is on it's way out and in this fall pockmarks will be all the rage.

Get a start on the fad and start sportin' that shit!
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 10:14 PM       
I see it works for you, Pee Wee.
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 10:20 PM       
Receednig hairline=this guy

Pockmarks=not this guy
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 10:22 PM       
Receeding=bald.

It's not bad, whitey. It's actually quite sexy.
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 11:27 PM       
you call that airbrushed? today i had to fix a model's face who appeared to have had a rather unfortunate encounter with an unlicensed Botox clinic at some point in her life.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 11:55 AM       
I THINK IT WAS JUST ADORABLE
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 11:55 AM       
I THINK IT WAS JUST ADORABLE
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Old Jul 18th, 2006, 12:08 AM       

Me w/ wine outside Santa Cruz

Me drinking more wine wine at Bonny Doon vineyards

buying wine


me eating crepes suzette in SF
yep on back on I-mock, no job. Just this and my web comics...
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Old Jul 18th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
Those are really nice pictures.
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Old Jul 20th, 2006, 01:17 AM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2006, 03:13 AM       
Dude, I just realized a few weeks ago that the spinsters Clothos, Atropos, and Lachysis (or whatever their names were) were the same thing as the apportioners. It all comes together now.

(I'm just able to remember their names off-hand because they were obliquely-named characters in the game LOOM)

I had my hairs cut again Tuesday. I guess pictures should be coming forth.
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Old Jul 20th, 2006, 04:16 AM       
I've been told I ate all of the corn:

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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 01:00 AM       
I was sparring with my friend Jack a few months ago (NOT OAO THANK GOODNESS)

I went for a takedown and he went for a knee.



He pulled back after actually hitting me, but it got my nose pretty bad. My right nostril, though, is unbreakable.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 02:42 AM       
yucky!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 05:14 AM       
Oh no I hope your nose doesn't end up like mine
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 12:06 PM       
I'm bored


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..and Boba Fett for good measure
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 05:59 PM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 06:09 PM       
Boba Fett is always a good idea
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And yet another thread degenerates into a fag fest. Way to go.
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 06:42 PM       
hey terrra you can s my d if you want
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
Schimiddy, I fought against a pretty decent boxer a few months back. The only pads I wear are gloves, everyone else wears face cages and chest protectors and crazy shit, but I never get hit.

I promised not to kick because this guy is a strict boxer, so that meant no sweeps and no knees either. Put me at a disadvantage but I'd rather have a challenge than totally wail on this guy with my legs.

I landed my first uppercut, his lower lip busts all over the place... so much for the headgear. I hold back for the rest of the match, a little too much because he hits me square in the nose, and boom goes the dynamite. 2 minute break to stop the bleeding. I still don't want to hit him, and he hits me square again, pretty accurate. Another 5 minute break. Eventually he hits me again and I just say fuck, I can't stop the bleeding, it's over. Shoulda taken pictures, it was gruesome

See if I ever hold back again...
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 11:45 AM       
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hell yea, big fan of those purple bastards
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 10:13 PM       
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Baby? *Finding* your dick is going to take all year.
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 10:14 PM       
here's a new one from me:

BTW, i'm the one with the mickey mouse hat (i wore it to prove that disney is equally superior to universal)
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 10:17 PM       
Ah, the Koolaide fest at Jonestown. Man, those were the days!
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 05:10 AM       
Sometimes, James touches himself.




Sometimes, James has a good laugh about life.




Sometimes, James offers up a little something for the ladies.




Sometimes, James uses Photoshop to make himself look halfway attractive. He is not successful enough to complete the other half.

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