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Anonymous · #51

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

And if my penis weren't big, people would have made so many jokes about my gargantuan penis and Jeanette wouldn't

it.

So then you're also a nerd and a lardass because people have been making a lot of those jokes, too.

The One and Only... · #52

False analogy.

You know my penis size. You don't know how I appear.

AChimp · #53

Yes, we do.

Royal Tenenbaum · #54

"You know my penis size. You don't know how I appear."

We don't know either. Having "been told" and "knowing" are to completely different things. Unfortunately, unlike you, we have deductive ability and a little thing called "evidence" is required for us to believe things. So, prove both by posting two pictures.

GADZOOKS · #55

But please don't post a picture of your penis.

Especially that if one of your balls is somewhat like Col. Sanders, in that it is slightly lower and therefore makes you look incompetent.

Alive · #56

Thats the bone (rib) god took from eve and gave to adam, SHE WANTS IT BACK

Royal Tenenbaum · #57

Ok, don't post a picture of your penis per se. Post a picture of your penis under some type of cloth, but so we can tell it's still a penis. That way you can prove it is so damn mammoth. Seriously, if it isn't bigger than 8" that is retarded. That's nothing beyond slightly above average.

Sethomas · #58

Behold the voice of experience. :/

The One and Only... · #59

Didn't Tenenbaum also say that any person who doesn't own at least 300 CDs if a fag, or something similar?

glowbelly · #60

hugh posted his balls once. that was wonderful.

The One and Only... · #61

Anyway, back on topic...

Today the one girl who said "Can we fuck?" was on the bus today.

This time, she ended up hopping over to my seat for a second and looking at me. So I waved at her, and she smiled and waved back before jumping back over to her seat. They started talking again, but I couldn't really hear because of my CD player. The only thing I could make out was her friend saying "Just jump on him." Anyway, she hopped back beside me again, only this time she gently ran her hand over my leg. As I was very confused, I just started smiling and went into a questioning pose. By this point she was smiling and laughing, and she jumped back into her own seat and started moving around wildly in it. Her friends asked her what she did, and she apparently told them because her friend said "She touched you?" to me in a suprised manner. Following this her friend asked "Do you like her?" To which I was replied that she was only teasing me in the first place. She asked me again, and then she clarified that she meant as a friend. When asked that, I said I guess so, but that I didn't really know her. The only other things said relating to me before she left the bus was her friend saying that I didn't like her and the girl affirming that I did.

I'm so confounded. :/

Bennett · #62

"on the bus"

Matt Harty · #63

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Anyway, back on topic...

Today the one girl who said "Can we fuck?" was on the bus today.

This time, she ended up hopping over to my seat for a second and looking at me. So I waved at her, and she smiled and waved back before jumping back over to her seat. They started talking again, but I couldn't really hear because of my CD player. The only thing I could make out was her friend saying "Just jump on him." Anyway, she hopped back beside me again, only this time she gently ran her hand over my leg. As I was very confused, I just started smiling and went into a questioning pose. By this point she was smiling and laughing, and she jumped back into her own seat and started moving around wildly in it. Her friends asked her what she did, and she apparently told them because her friend said "She touched you?" to me in a suprised manner. Following this her friend asked "Do you like her?" To which I was replied that she was only teasing me in the first place. She asked me again, and then she clarified that she meant as a friend. When asked that, I said I guess so, but that I didn't really know her. The only other things said relating to me before she left the bus was her friend saying that I didn't like her and the girl affirming that I did.

I'm so confounded. :/

It's an everyday occurance, are you that much of a loser that you have to write a book about some girl touching you on the bus?

THESE GIRLS ARE FLIRTING WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S FUNNY TO PLAY WITH YOUR MIND.

I do the same thing with girls, I talk and flirt, then a month later act like I never knew them and stroll with other people. I like making people cry is there something wrong with me.

The One and Only... · #64

But... I don't even show that much interest. Sure, I'll smile and laugh when they do something like today, but I don't try to impress them or flirt back. Why would they try to fuck up someone's mind when he doesn't even seem that bothered?

Mr. Vagiclean · #65

geezus someone beat him to his own suggested point, he is probably jerking off to it

kellychaos · #66

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Originally Posted by Chojin

You're being made fun of because you're such an insufferable nerd. Girls don't giggle among themselves when guys they actually think are hot look at them.

Chojin was right from jump. Slap them in the face with your gigundous sex pole to show 'em that you mean business. I suggest you take a sideways stance and spread your legs apart for proper weight distribution. You wouldn't want to hurt yourself while making your point. If a knock-out is achieved within the first few seconds of this frontal assault, then a little bukkake is not only encouraged, it is expected.

ArrowX · #67

"on the bus"

Get a Car

No but theyr just fucking with you the next time they do whisper in ones ear "I'm really a woman you know" than wait for a reaction

Drew Katsikas · #68

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

But... I don't even show that much interest. Sure, I'll smile and laugh when they do something like today, but I don't try to impress them or flirt back. Why would they try to fuck up someone's mind when he doesn't even seem that bothered?

Well, he was bothered enough to make a fucking thread about it.

Big Papa Goat · #69

The One and Only... · #70

Which is why the word "seem" is included.

AChimp · #71

You are underestimating your own reactions. I bet you started sweating and panting when she touched you.

Royal Tenenbaum · #72

Ugghh, OAO continues to show his idiocy. When a girl asks "Do you like me?" or something along those lines, you don't have to answer yes or no. In fact, even if she is teasing you, you can still say stuff like "Well, I find you attractive." By saying that you don't really conform to the black and white scenario, and, you let her know, if serious, that you are interested. If she's teasing, so what, it's a free country and she'll probably like hearing that she is attractive anyway.